Things That Amuse You [The Fourth Thread, For The Record.]

[bodie]

Being absolutely fabulous with my pink feather boa..
Brb dying..

Do you happen to be Gerard Way?

[Tess]

Squiddy sure is having fun on the computer today...

[Grace(:]

Squiddy sure is having fun on the computer today...

omg so cute.

Everything

[synthwave]

Squiddy sure is having fun on the computer today...

amg <33

;u; so cute

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Squiddy sure is having fun on the computer today...

Oh my goodness; Squiddy is adorable <3

[vinyl]

Squiddy sure is having fun on the computer today...

I have the exact same laptop.
Why is that so funny omg help I can't breathe.

[bubiza]

Squiddy sure is having fun on the computer today...

I have the exact same laptop.
Why is that so funny omg help I can't breathe.

DUN WORRY I CAN SAVE YOU.
*does some sort of medical stuff*
Have a free squid your laptop. ^O^
OHMAIGOSH THEY SHOULD DO LAPTOPS WITH SQUIDS ON.
Call the laptop people.

[NannyFine]

*Squiddies taking over the world!!!*



*Just stay calmed*

[Snips.]

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which... one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

My mom's reaction=priceless.

Found this on Facebook. Hil-ar-ious!

[Wolf Shadowstalker]

Woof Abalone

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 12 tribute in the 35th Hunger Games!

You were killed by defenestration.

I looked up "defenestration" and it apparently means Woof was thrown out of a window. o3o
I never knew there was a specific word for it. XD