Zodiac Sign generator

[-A fox-]

When I saw the Zodiac Sign generator on the Chinese New Year page, I wasn't going to do it at first. Then I decided to put in my character's birthday to see what animal he got. Unfortunately, he was born in 1733 (he's at least 221 years old, don't ask, a lot of time travel is involved) and the generator didn't go that old. Perfectly understandable, of course. So I just put the oldest year possible and hit enter.
November 1st, 1924.

So the first thing that popped up was:

Your Zodiac sign is: Rat
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/img/zodiac/Rat.png

(note that that was directly copy-and-pasted, and that the image is (c)chicken smoothie.)

I was a little bit disappointed, and my character would have been too, as neither of us like rats very much.
Then I saw the personality bit.

People with this sign are said to have these characteristics:
Honest, freedom, hard working, intense, sensitive, charming.
Can be selfish, ruthless, controlling, scheming.

And I was like because all of those can be used to describe my character at times. And, (to an extent) his father and best friend who were both born on the same day (if not the same year).

Congradulations, Chicken Smoothie Zodiac Sign generator. You have blown my mind.

(Edit: I just put in my birthday and several of the characteristics listed described me as well. O.o)

[Marmoset]

Most of them put me together in a hamster ball and it fit snug.