Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[xtr.terrestrial]

Dear Josh;

Gahhh you are so cute, why do I have to like you even though I know you will never like me back?
I will just sit here, think about how cute we are together, and listen to Fall out Boy…

Now, please continue on with your life while I lay in bed and dream about how cute we would be together…

-S

[sirène]

Dear _____ and _____,
I know I have to choose between you two.
I don't want to do it, but I just feel like having two best friends is too confusing.
I know that one of you doesn't even think of me as a best friend, while the other does. I mean, what do I do?
One of you is understanding, and is the only friend that I can actually share everything with,
While the other is the one I have a lot of fun with, and who shares more common interests with me.
Both are people I can't live without.
I feel like i have made a choice.
Will I post it on the internet for you both to possibly see? No.
Mainly because I'm not sure if I should follow that choice. Also I don't want either of you to feel bad.
Just saying, it's probably _____. Heh, both of your names are the same length, if you guys ever read this, I doubt you'll find out.
Love, Smoothie.

[Beyoncé]

dear jack,
GIRLS RUN THE WORLD
From,
An angry feminist

[apollo.]

Dear guy in my class who also likes destiny,
Today was pretty awesome. I'm sitting in my basement playing destiny, and eating brownies in that fuzzy onesie I was telling you about. You jerk, you should have formed a party with me, cause i totally still can't beat this level.
Love, that girl who probably annoys you a lot.

[connoisseur]

Dear the great season Fall,

I would like it if you could be yourself, and not try to copy Winter.
You are not that cold to be Winter, so stop acting like it.

Love,
the lil' weirdo.

[ParaKitty]

Dear Ethan,
I miss having you at our table during class, you ways make it less boring. Yeah, our table can get a little loud with you, but it makes class more fun. You're like two tables away now. My lame attempt at being optimistic: "Hey at least, there's more room at the table, right?"
From,
Kristen

[sanctuary;]

dear body
wth? get yourself together! stop hurting and scaring me particularly in the heart area. ugh i have had so many panic attacks because of you it's not even funny /:
from
your seriously pissed brain

[ForeverUnited93]

Dear person,

I'm so sorry for joking around and you know being a normal teenager, but you can't blame me for this. You say you want me to let you go but that's impossible when you're the one playing victim. I have done nothing wrong, I was only kidding. You shouldn't have overreacted, it only takes so long for me to grant your wish and let go.

Have a nice life,
Me.

[jésus]

Dear person.

Get your facts straight.

- nui

[cosmos.;]

Dear nearly everyone in my school,

Why you have to be so crazy I don't know. The only thing I do know is that you have low levels and will never really try and raise them. I wish you bad luck. Your hope and ignorance leave me disgusted. I would leave if it weren't for my friends. As for the teachers, I do not understand why you must be so strict. Swearing is bad but I don't understand why you get 7 detentions for it. The younger children get everything. You have made me hate the school.