Dear C,
Look, you don't directly annoy me, but I am very protective over E, and I'd appreciate if you don't go near him. Your jokes, stories and comments are not funny. They are gross and disturbing, laughing at a gif of bunch of children getting killed is not a normal thing to do. The times where you aren't a stalker, the times when you actually make E and I laugh, are good times. But need I remind you again that I am not your friend. I am not part of your 'gang'. I do not want you sitting next to me on the bus, I do not want any of your imaginary items, and I certainly don't want anything to do with you. Forcefully following E, touching him when he doesn't want to be touched, and making him do things he doesn't want to do make you stalker material. It makes you a stalker. You should be ashamed of yourself.
-A very disgusted R
Dear E,
You don't have to worry over me! I am totally fine! Sure, I am bruised, but J is kinda harmless. Kinda. The reason I hold you and everyone else back from him is that I don't need more problems piling on top of some of my already existing ones. And you know I have a lot of those. A lot of irons in the fire, heh. I will continue silently protecting you, while you attempt to protect me in a way that makes it almost impossible for me to not tell you to stop. Don't worry, It's not me you should be worrying about, it's yourself.

I protect you silently cause I know if you knew you would try to stop me.
-A very sneaky Matesprit
Dear J,
What ever you think you are accomplishing from hurting others is not being accomplished. If you say it's 'personal enjoyment' I think there's something wrong with you. You complain about nobody loving you, but to be honest if you were a bit nicer and cut back on the abusive behaviour I could see how somebody could love you! Also suck it up and confess your love for G. You know you want to.
-A bruised but concerned friend-ish
Dear G,
Uh... Nightcore Miley Cyrus is basically listening to Miley Cyrus. Also you say that you don't like me anymore, but the fact that you keep saying it obviously means you're healing over the fact that I don't like you. In both ways. Friendship wise and Romantically. Who could love someone after they beat you with a deflated ball! Also nobody cares about the Chronicles of the Void, Winter Ops, Guns, and the fact that you're a 'level 10 voidspawn'. Grow up. I don't tell you this face to face because all the talk about how you want to die, how you want to end your life, I know you just want attention but I don't like death okay? I know your condition makes you take things really literally and I fear that if I tell you these things you might actually have a mental break down. Also suck it up and confess your love for J. You know you want to.
-A worried friend