Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid

[Marvelous]

I used to think my stuffed animals and toys had feelings, so whenever I dropped my toys or stepped on them I apologized.

[wild~]

I used to think that teachers lived at school. cx

[Tabbiecat]

I thought a lot of this stuff as a little kid too. c:

[Tabbiecat]

Bump! ^^

[Satu]

I was an interesting child.
I used to think that if people went to the moon when it was a half moon, they would fall off the side.  Perfectly acceptable for a two year olds mind, right? My dad would just nod his head and influence my thoughts. He was just as intelligent as I was when I was a baby. I would never be able to go to sleep because I thought there was a monster in my room. My dad had scared me with a mask and scarred me for life. And to get me to sleep, he would play Metallica's song, Enter Sandman. I would throw a whole fit about monsters and then fall asleep to a song with lyrics about monsters sneaking up on you. 

Enter Sandman
Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
And nevermind that voice you heard.
It's just the beast under your bed.
In your closet, in your head.

[ValhenValentine]

I thought that you could get unlimeted amounts of money from atms.

[East]

Remember that Rascal Flatts song with "oh yea by the way she moves she's got me.." (brainfart and can't remember the name)? And do you remember the soda in Jimmy Neutron called "Purple Flurp"? Well, at the time I was like 4 or 5 and I didn't know what the word "flirt" was, so I always thought he was saying "oh yea, she's a big ol' flurp."

[Moonchaser]

I used to think my stuffed animals and toys had feelings, so whenever I dropped my toys or stepped on them I apologized.

I still apologize to them XD

[jormungandr]

I thought fairies existed, so my best friend was a fairy called Stephanie.

[Hopstep]

I used to think my stuffed animals and toys had feelings, so whenever I dropped my toys or stepped on them I apologized.