The last text you got says... [V. 2]

[SunshineNea]

"Why tho"

[ my boyfriend is asking why my mom wasn't going to let me go to church if i didn't clean my room xD ]

[Soundgarden]

"I had to take Nook of the Cook out of the their coop, Pecker tried to mount her and she tried to escape and during the process she spilled her water all over their shavings and herself, she's hanging out with me and the Amelia Chicken now, having some corn treats.
I'm gonna get the hair dryer and make sure she's dry before bed, when you get home, refill their water and use the scooper to get the wet shavings out, thanks ILY"

What a text!

[POSTAL 2]

"Lol. That's funny"
today in school me and my friends were saving one photo each of Undertale characters, when we looked up Mettaton, it came up as Melatonin since we were using Google voice search. i told my mom about it and she just said this.

[Keir;]

"imma head to school now. see you in an hour if youre still up, love you"

[aaAAA]

would you think any less of me if i told you that i stole a stick of gum from your locker

[threezeum]

"im gonna do the life of a red fox"

[ i was helping my friend decide what to do for a science project ]

[Lycancore]

"I didn't know you sent me this. It looks cool!"

[ I uh. linked my mom to a knife im gonna buy that's shaped like a dragon. haha ]

[humanitieslasthope.]

"SLEEPING, SOMETHING YOUR PARENTS SAY YOU NEED, WELL THEY ARE RIGHT AND ITS BAD, BECAUSE I CANT PROVE THEM WRONG, SLEEP IS ALSO THE REASON I AM LATE ON ASSIGNMENTS BECAUSE I NEED IT TO FUNCTION"

[drift.]

"Your an absolute mess ads. True story."

My response-

"*you're"

[hipster viking.]

Hey broooooo have you heard of mershed perderders? What about pez?? Hahaha I'm going to have some sirl and mork tomorrow for breakfast wanna join? Bring some poop toots! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

//I... need to get this person to a psychologist and fast XD//