Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid

[LizzytheWolf]

When I was little, I thought Burt Reynolds invented Reynolds wrap.

[Korbin]

When I was little I had this Tinkerbell bubble bath. Since I was a fluent reader by age 3, I could read the bottle. According to the bottle there was "A magical fairy world in every bubble" and I used to stare into the bubbles to try and find the magical fairy world

[friday]

my idea of the world around me ws prtty warped, i just thght everythng ws way bigger thn i had anticipated it 2 be lik,, 4 exampl i thought ther wer ovr 1,000 languages lol

there are over 1,000 languages... xd

[Opalxscent]

ɪ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ʀᴏᴏᴍꜱ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏɴɪᴛᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄ, ɪ'ᴅ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜᴍ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ 'ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ' ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ! ᴡᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ.

[Tjebb]

That teachers lived at school. That shook me as a kid.

[Opalxscent]

ɪ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ʀᴏᴏᴍꜱ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏɴɪᴛᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄ, ɪ'ᴅ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜᴍ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ 'ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ' ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ! ᴡᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ.

ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴍɪꜱꜱɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜᴍ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ "ɪᴛ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀɪᴇꜱ" ʟᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ᴀ ꜰᴀɪʀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴏ ᴍɪꜱꜱɪɴɢ!

[TzatzikiTheLeg]

I used to think that you could just build a house using bricks anywhere you wanted,no license needed or anything.

[TheSongOfTheStars]

I used to think that you could just build a house using bricks anywhere you wanted,no license needed or anything.

Yeaah I kinda thought that too. I'm still shook over just how many things in life you need permisson to do

[Tjebb]

I used to think that you could just build a house using bricks anywhere you wanted,no license needed or anything.

Yeaah I kinda thought that too. I'm still shook over just how many things in life you need permisson to do

I thought that too!

[ROCKEATER238]

I didn't know Heelies existed and thought they were a basic human function like walking or skipping. I remember seeing kids in malls w them and getting mad when my feet couldn't do that lol. Didn't learn what they were until 1st grade.