Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid

[jinsoul]

I once thought vegan was people who hates meat and spreads negativity about meat. i was wrong XD

[Prototype]

I would grow up to actually be smth

[~StarClan~]

I would always grab my older sisters bratz dolls and it would get her so mad. I would then tell my mom she was being mean even though I was clearly being a brat XD. I would also do the same to my brother, I would follow him around then eventually tell my mom he was being mean (even though I was being annoying ).

I was always afraid of giant beetles (I don't know why) but it was very confusing to me because some small beetles are the ones that fly and have teeth. In my dreams, there would be this one huge beetle about the size of a Guinea pig with a very strong shell on its back following me around. I would get so scared and step on it really hard but of course nothing happens, instead, it turns red and chases me.

EDIT: Oops! I thought this thread was about crazy things you DID instead of THOUGHT oh well, I guess the beetle thing counts

[philophobia.]

This one room in my house was never used except as a guest room. The color scheme was dark, and the curtains were navy blue. I called it the dark room and thought that is I got to close to it bad guys would get me. I once had a dream where I got too close and got sucked into the room. I don't remember what else had happened but I know it was scary because that night I wet the bed.

[kloppo]

that strangers trying to give me candy would be a that happens every day

(since when you're taught about stranger danger it seems like that happens regularly)

[philophobia.]

I was too sacred to play out side for 2 summers in a row. The first summer I was convinced there were monkeys in the trees. The second summer I though wood peckers would peck holes in my head.

[areadbhar]

When my mom made pasta and butter for me and the butter melted, I would complain that my mom didn't put any butter on it. My mom tried to explain that the butter melted but I didn't listen so she had to put more butter on my pasta.

[Minibot]

I used to think inhaling helium made your lungs shrink, so I was always really scared when my cousins did it at family reunions. Sometimes I would even hide any inflated balloons I found.

[zambo]

Well after seeing a horror movie , every time i was walking up the stairs it would turn into a mad dash because well i would think something is chasing me . Soon to find myself leaping into bed, and covering myself :3

[BrokenRecord]

When I was little, I always thought that maternity 'leave' was maternity 'league'. So believing that when women got pregnant and went on maternity 'league' ,that it was just a bunch of mothers that got together and played games together and talked, etc. I thought it was 'league' as in a baseball or basketball 'league'. (haha)