One of my cats has burped in my face MULTIPLE TIMES, has eaten food that I spat out after choking on it, and the other has farted in my face with an audible *poot* when I picked him up, and screams when I try and take him out of the sink
The first one (Sandy) wakes me up in the morning by kneading my blankets and drooling all over them, and the second one (Sugar) yells every afternoon because he knows that’s when he gets his wet food
My dog gets hiccups, will throw a temper tantrum if someone doesn’t sleep by him when he goes to bed, and escaped several times from the backyard by digging a hole under and wedging open the (locked) gate (despite being only a foot tall), showing up covered head to toe in dirt on the front doorstep, (im)patiently waiting to be let in