"candy kestrel. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears. it uses ancient and powerful magic."
"fuschia corgi. it is always accompanied by glowing orbs of light. it does not have organs- instead it is full of flowers."
"black fawn. its tongue is bright green. fireflies circle it constantly."
"magma cerberus. it is a hired killer. it seems to be glitching."
"gilded peacock. it wears a golden crown. crystals grow from its flesh."
1"gray cardinal. its insides are glowing. a golden halo floats above its head."
1"black and red cow. it has heterochromia. it is an internet famous scene queen."
"glittering black dove. it is a hired killer. it is a hired killer."
"silver boa constrictor. it is a magical girl. it loves strawberry milkshakes."
"white sparrow. it is constantly covered in honey that drips on everything and pools beneath it. it owns an adorable tiny bakery."
"ethereal dachshund. it wears a white sundress. it lures men to their deaths with its beautiful voice."
"black and orange lizard. it wears crocs. it has golden horns."
"floral tiger. mushrooms grow from its skin. it is melting."
"pastel pink reindeer. it is a makeup artist. it wears a crop top with the word OATMEAL in all caps."
"glass cerberus. it is a nature spirit. it glows softly and gently- evidence of a heavenly being."
"unholy corgi. smoke pours from its mouth. its eyes are red."
glass tiger. it wears a golden crown. it is always coated in glitter.
"spotted bee. it works at an adorable tiny bakery. it runs a blog dedicated to different types of planes throughout history."
1 2"pale yellow fawn. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss. its back is covered in candles which flicker ominously."
"tiny pink seal. it has only one large eye. crystals grow from its flesh."
"candy spider. it has 6 pink eyes. it loves strawberry milkshakes."
"magma buffalo. it uses reddit but won't admit it. it has numerous piercings."
"zombie panther. it has pitch black eyes. it wears a leather jacket with lots of patches."
"slime raven. it wears a mcdonalds uniform because it works at mcdonalds. it is wet and dripping with algae."
"candy chicken. it cries all the time and can't really do much about it. it has only one large eye."
"translucent hedgehog. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends. it wishes it were a cloud."
"black and orange spotted bull. it works at an adorable tiny bakery. it has heterochromia."
"white tiger. it floats about a foot off of the ground. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears."
"vampire fawn. it is a hired killer. when you see it you are filled with an ancient fear."
"glossy yellow bull. where its tail should be is just another head. it is always blushing."
"alien badger. it wears short shorts that say WOOF. it has numerous piercings."
"swamp dove. its eyes are way too big to be normal. it is made of petrified wood."
"golden swan. it is made of jelly. it has antlers."
"tiny white newt. it is a ghost. crystals grow from its flesh."
"divine wolf. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss. it constantly drips with a tar-like black substance."
"glossy gray hellhound. it loves gore. it is a knife collector."
"petite unicorn. it is a magical girl. it comes from space."
"yellow tiger. it is a tattoo artist. it is always coated in glitter."
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