Vrazda wrote:'Ello! I didn't see a form, so I'm just poking my head in because I have something I'd like to share with all the people here who also like Star Trek.
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KirkBot.Myself is "Lieutenant." :)
Lieutenant: Identify yourself!
James T. Kirk: Who do I have to be?
Lieutenant: Princess Celestia.
James T. Kirk: This ship is in trouble. We'd better start solving problems faster than we pick up new ones. We seem to be in the middle of a creeping paralysis. Lieutenant, analysis of that last burst of noise before we started losing power.
Lieutenant: ...Princess Celestia is a pony.
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant. He won't answer.
Lieutenant: I don't care. She's a pony.
James T. Kirk: You've got to care. Miri, I'm going to tell you something. You, your friends, all the Onlies are going to get the disease unless we succeed in what we're doing. You've seen your friends get it. Well, Lieutenant seems to agree with you. The two of you meet me in the transporter room on the double.
Lieutenant: My Little Pony.
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant, I have a sick crew up there. We can't possibly reach another planet in time. You can't refuse us the ryetalyn.
Lieutenant: Your name is Princess Celestia and you are a pony.
James T. Kirk: It's Jim.
Lieutenant: No. Your name is Princess Celestia.
James T. Kirk: Everyone, including yourself. For the fourth time, my name is James T. Kirk.
Lieutenant: You obviously can't count. And you're still Celestia.
James T. Kirk: Spock, ask Lieutenant how long it would take him to reproduce a hundred flintlocks. We're also very strong.
Lieutenant: Say "I am Princess Celestia."
James T. Kirk: I am Princess Celestia.
Lieutenant: There we have it! PROOF!
James T. Kirk: Weren't orbital nuclear devices one of this era's greatest problems? Who are you? Where do you come from?
Lieutenant: I'm Vrazda. I'm a private investigator from online. And you just blew our case wide open. Good day, Princess-Sir.
If you wish to know more about the Princess Celestia/Kirk story, you can ask myself or AleatoryWarrior. It started out with Princess Picard, but it sorta... spread over all the Star Trek captains. I do not know how.
If this counts as spam because 'tis only half MLP, well... my sincerest apologies. :)