.:.:Homestuck Attack: Home of the Desperate Hivewives:.:.

[Agent Cooper]

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If I use that, I get KARKAT

[Slenderwoman]

Oh, guys, I'm actually a Pisces. I put Nepeta as my patron troll based on this calculation-thing, though. Not sure if it's especially important, but it's been nagging at me all week.

That in mind, I'm really interested in seeing what Fefepetasprite (?) is like.

I found that a little while ago, so I edited my form to say who it is.
I find it kind of funny that it's Gamzee.
He was the one to first interest me in Homestuck, and what helped me through the huge text walls I was given (And I still didn't read all of them). And he's still my favorite character. Best Gamzee is sober Gamzee.
I wonder why I'm always drawn to the insane characters. It's bizzare.

Edit: I found a "Which Homestuck Troll are You" test, and was compelled to take it. Here are my results:
1. Eridan Ampora (100%)
2. Gamzee Makara (100%)
3. Terezi Pyrope (100%)
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!

[enuffzanuff]

I just did that and I got Feferi, but I'm actually right in the middle between kanaya and nepeta :P

[Agent Cooper]

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Anyone ever listen to the Happiest Homestuck song? It has some cursing, but we are talking about homestuck...

[~Atlas~]

Pretty sure most of you guys have seen it already, but can I just say that I absolutely adore this video?

*flails* WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL OF THESE FEELINGS.

I love that video. It made me fall in love with Equius, who I didn't like much before <3 You guys have gotta read these sweet fanfics! <3 They break my heart. ;w;

[Korra's Left Foot]

Based on that calculation thing, mine is Eridan. Even so, I'd rather stick to the original way :B

&& That song is one of my favorites both versions are amazing.

[dany.]

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Anyone ever listen to the Happiest Homestuck song? It has some cursing, but we are talking about homestuck...

I love that song! I sung it to my shipper-friend over the phone.

[fear themself]

I'm just going to sort of

leave this fantroll profile here

===> Be the lobster loving anon-blood




Your name is TANEPH NEPHRO, and hell are you tired. You do not wish to talk about what you have been doing, as you want to get this god-forsaken blurb over with. Underneath you, your LUSUS is sleeping, and you do not wish to disturb her. A poster of the HEMOSPECTRUM hangs on your wall, which you use as a guide for all of the blood colors. For some reason, you chose a HEMOSPECTRUM-THEMED FETCH MODUS, despite the fact you HATE the POSITION OF POWER based only on BLOOD COLOR, dispite your blood color being one of the highest in the hemospectrum. But still, you guess its sort of confinient. You shudder and turn to face your many posters of ANIMALS OF THE CRUSTACEAN FAMILY.. Man do you love CRUSTACEANS. You belive this love...OK, you admit it, its more like an OBCESSION, is based on the fact that your horns are like lobster pincers. You're not very sure, to be honest.


You examine your strife specibus. Oh yeah, this thing. Your trusty FANKIND. Although they are just FANS, they can be deadly. Gusts of WIND are surpisingly deadly. But still, I guess your getting sidetracked. You guess at this point you introduce your other intrests? Your not sure. You do like INDEPENDANT MUSIC, mostly about how the ROUGE-LIKE anon-bloods are the most enlightening. That's one of the reasons you became an anon-blood, actually. You also like talking with other trolls over TROLLIAN. Your TROLLTAG is invalidIdentity, and [::] You speak [:]n a matter wh[:]ch often confuses others, but you accept [:]t. [::] You now proceed with your..less than brilliant day...although you have a strange feeling that today is going to be different....

TL;DR

Name- Taneph Nephro
Age-7.4 sweeps
Title-Rouge of Breath
Gender-Female
Handle-invalidIdentity
Quirk-Starts with [::] and replaces i with [:].
Blood- Tyrain purple (Not quite empress, though.)
Lusus- A cross between a lobster and a squid
Hive- Underwater castle.
Strife Specibus- Fankind.
Fetch Modus- Hemospectrum.
Moon- Prospit
Land- Land of Wind and Colors.

[Mierfa Durgas]

I'm just going to sort of

leave this fantroll profile here

===> Be the lobster loving anon-blood




Your name is TANEPH NEPHRO, and hell are you tired. You do not wish to talk about what you have been doing, as you want to get this god-forsaken blurb over with. Underneath you, your LUSUS is sleeping, and you do not wish to disturb her. A poster of the HEMOSPECTRUM hangs on your wall, which you use as a guide for all of the blood colors. For some reason, you chose a HEMOSPECTRUM-THEMED FETCH MODUS, despite the fact you HATE the POSITION OF POWER based only on BLOOD COLOR, dispite your blood color being one of the highest in the hemospectrum. But still, you guess its sort of confinient. You shudder and turn to face your many posters of ANIMALS OF THE CRUSTACEAN FAMILY.. Man do you love CRUSTACEANS. You belive this love...OK, you admit it, its more like an OBCESSION, is based on the fact that your horns are like lobster pincers. You're not very sure, to be honest.


You examine your strife specibus. Oh yeah, this thing. Your trusty FANKIND. Although they are just FANS, they can be deadly. Gusts of WIND are surpisingly deadly. But still, I guess your getting sidetracked. You guess at this point you introduce your other intrests? Your not sure. You do like INDEPENDANT MUSIC, mostly about how the ROUGE-LIKE anon-bloods are the most enlightening. That's one of the reasons you became an anon-blood, actually. You also like talking with other trolls over TROLLIAN. Your TROLLTAG is invalidIdentity, and [::] You speak [:]n a matter wh[:]ch often confuses others, but you accept [:]t. [::] You now proceed with your..less than brilliant day...although you have a strange feeling that today is going to be different....

TL;DR

Name- Taneph Nephro
Age-7.4 sweeps
Title-Rouge of Breath
Gender-Female
Handle-invalidIdentity
Quirk-Starts with [::] and replaces i with [:].
Blood- Tyrain purple (Not quite empress, though.)
Lusus- A cross between a lobster and a squid
Hive- Underwater castle.
Strife Specibus- Fankind.
Fetch Modus- Hemospectrum.
Moon- Prospit
Land- Land of Wind and Colors.

Yes. I approve.

[fear themself]

Speaking of Fantrolls I need help laying out a homestuck roleplay..

..with fantrolls.