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[Stray Dog]

maybe that's why i don't like jade

DON'T LIKE JADE?!
But... how?
D'':

[enuffzanuff]

maybe that's why i don't like jade

DON'T LIKE JADE?!
But... how?
D'':

honestly i think she is just annoying and not at all appealing to me. i also hate jadekat and davejade and i don't really like dogs.

SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE TELLING PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE JADE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS LIKE HOWWWW NO U CANT HATE HER SHE IS ADORABLE!!!! YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON

no

[Slenderwoman]

maybe that's why i don't like jade

DON'T LIKE JADE?!
But... how?
D'':

honestly i think she is just annoying and not at all appealing to me. i also hate jadekat and davejade and i don't really like dogs.

Excellent! Someone else who feels the same way about her!

Oh yeah, I suppouse I should fill out the form, since this is my first time posting here.
Username:
Slenderwoman
Who's your Patron Troll?
Feferi, using my western zodiac sign. And I'm born in the year of the dragon, who's western counter part is Aries, so Aradia would be my secondary patron troll.
And using this system that I found, Gamzee.

I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
Here’s why~
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who’s the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!
Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-2. And together 121. 1+2+2= 4. Who’s the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade’s patron troll is Karkat.
Rose:
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose’s patron troll.

Dave:
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave’s patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid’s birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is September 21, so 9-21, 921, 9+2+1=12. Thus my patron is Feferi.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it’s 1.6 or higher, it’s Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
Anywayyy, thanks for reading. Just, the whole “I’m a Virgo thus my patron is Kanaya” thing is one of my pet peeves!
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi

Which troll(s) is/are your favorite?
Nepta, Gamzee, and Feferi.
Which kid is your favorite?
John. He's so dumb it's adorable.
Favorite guardian? (Bec, Bro Strider, Mr. Egbert, Mom Lalonde):
Bec
Do you have any fantrolls? If so, feel free to put their profiles here, pictures are always nice too. -
Nope.
Horoscope signs of your pets, just for lols -
No idea what-so-ever. Do I look like someone who keeps track of all her pets' birthdays?

[Stray Dog]

Okay, well, here I go again! Jade is so amazing - not only does she have the same cute and goofy charm that makes many love John, but she's also kind and sweet like Feferi, a favourite of mine (and many others!) But that's merely a fraction of who Jade is! She's also strong, independent, highly energetic and adventurous, a butt-kicking lass who is far from a pushover... and, to top it all off, once she starts getting along with Karkat, she picks up on his aggressive attitude and becomes more than just someone who can stand up for herself - she becomes someone who fights back! I still remember loving the way she was so angry and fed-up with Jadesprite since, in the relatively short period of time where her dreamself died and she lived on, Jade had become an emotionally (and physically!) strong individual who put her friends' needs before her own and found the good things in her really terrible situation (I mean, her grandpa was dead, she lived on her own on an island with nobody but a dog for a friend, whom she also had to feed...) All in all, Jade is a sweet, funny, sassy, awesome chick who is a loyal friend and a mature individual... and, face it: she was dating Davesprite for a while. Striders only take the coolest of the cool, and we all know that xP

[saint.EXE]

claps
bravo stray

[enuffzanuff]

Okay, well, here I go again! Jade is so amazing - not only does she have the same cute and goofy charm that makes many love John, but she's also kind and sweet like Feferi, a favourite of mine (and many others!) But that's merely a fraction of who Jade is! She's also strong, independent, highly energetic and adventurous, a butt-kicking lass who is far from a pushover... and, to top it all off, once she starts getting along with Karkat, she picks up on his aggressive attitude and becomes more than just someone who can stand up for herself - she becomes someone who fights back! I still remember loving the way she was so angry and fed-up with Jadesprite since, in the relatively short period of time where her dreamself died and she lived on, Jade had become an emotionally (and physically!) strong individual who put her friends' needs before her own and found the good things in her really terrible situation (I mean, her grandpa was dead, she lived on her own on an island with nobody but a dog for a friend, whom she also had to feed...) All in all, Jade is a sweet, funny, sassy, awesome chick who is a loyal friend and a mature individual... and, face it: she was dating Davesprite for a while. Striders only take the coolest of the cool, and we all know that xP

yeah but that doesnt mean i cant hate her guts :/

[Stray Dog]

なに？！ ジャードちゃんはかわいいやきれいなですね！ジャーどちゃんはだいすきです！！

*coughs* Hate her guts? Oh wow that's so harsh ahhhh the poor baby! I always think of them as actual real people and it's just so mean to hear people being so negative about the sweethearts :'c

[Korra's Left Foot]

As much as people might like a character, others might not like them. I also find it annoying when people gush over them when the other people is merely stating their opinion. I like everyone. Or at least, I try. I'm not a big fan of John, never was. Gamzee was adorable at first, but now I don't care much for him. But those are just my opinions.

[Knalriki]

Honestly, I'd say most of the characters are lovable sometimes, but there's always at least one moment where you can't help but say "Ugh, X is so annoying!" I tried to play favorites for a while it just doesn't work for me. Some days I'm nuts over Dave and the next I'm squealing over Karkat. Just kind of bounces around if you ask me.

I will say that [S] Cascade kind of unfairly tipped the scales where Jade's concerned. She was pretty awesome at that point. Pretty much all of them I hate at certain points in the story - Jade drove me mad to no end up until Act V, and I only recently have found Vriska tolerable. It comes and goes, I guess. *shrug*

Anyway, I made a new RP and figured I'd share!

[Caseal<3]

Hmm, Jade. I don't hate her but she's not my favorite character if you know what i mean? I love them all to a certain extent. Like i find it hard to tolerate Vriska, but there are two types of homestuckers, the ones who say they hate Vriska, and liers x'D Because you can't really HATE Vriska! I mean she's annoying but plane hilarious sometimes. And NUUU! How could someone hate Jhon? He's just to adorable o3o'

But i'm going to have to say that my favorites are Eridan, Gamzee, Sollux, Karkat, Tavros, Dave, Equius, Jhon, Nepeta, Terezi, Kanaya, Aradia, Feferi, Vriska, Rose, Jade. And thats in order for, like, all the main kids and Trolls. o3o'