.:.:Homestuck Attack: Home of the Desperate Hivewives:.:.

[Stray Dog]

If we're blabbering about Ancestors, Rebel's ancestor was culled since he had red blood and was signless and they feared another Sufferer - he was only 2 sweeps old >:/
Zeetah's Ancestor's lusus was slaughtered by Orphaner Dualscar and she ended up being culled for being lusus-less - she was only 6 sweeps old >:/
Soulie's Ancestor went insane around 9 sweeps old - which Soul is turning soon - and died in a fight with Kaiden's Ancestor . . . they kind of killed each other in a kismesis-like fight >:/

OH YEAH KAIDEN IS MY NEW FANTROLL

Kaiden Natori, 8 sweeps old, female, mysterious blood colour, grumpy-ass badass punk who loves to break/steal stuff. She uses the Baseballbatkind and Knucklekind - like brass knuckles and stuff - and has a strange sugar addiction along with the most peculiar tail . . .

FFF NO OKAY SHE HAS NO SUGAR ADDICTION AND NO TAIL

. . . .

;3

[Whistle.Concert]

Ahh, Rebel's ancestor died so youunngg..

ALSO GUYS:
HOMESTUCK UPDATED.

[Stray Dog]

Yeah they all died pretty young ;-;

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*ends spazz*

WHAT
THE
HELL
JUST
I
DON'T
EVEN
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e.o

[Whistle.Concert]

WELL SO MUCH FOR OUR PESTERCHUM CONVERSATION.
WE'LL JUST KINDA...SPAZ ABOUT THE UPDATE INSTEAD.

[Stray Dog]

NO WE SPAZZ HERE!!!!
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[Whistle.Concert]

MY BRAIN
IS FULL OF
I DON'T EVEN

[Stray Dog]

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

[Whistle.Concert]

;A;
IT WAS JUST
WHAT
;AA;

[Stray Dog]

I CAN'T THINK OF QUIRKS FOR KAI >n<

[Whistle.Concert]

Lol.

And I'm sorry Iseaah's not interesting ;A;
I've kinda lost all RP muse
due to the mindf**k that was,