Dear You Country Club!

[Cardette Catatonic]

Cause Steinman's amazing.
And he's the reason you want to eat seven apples a day.
(get it? an apple a day keeps the doctor away -nerdy giggle-)

I KNOW RIGHT Bioshock's my favorite game ever <3 Second is Portal...

[Spaghetti]

But Dove's just plan weird.
(I get it :3 But that's a lot of apples...)
Now that makes two games that I'm addicted to googling/searching up because you mentioned them and I had no clue what you was talking about :/

[lycr]

Noo, Dove's not wierd at all. Not at all. Here, Dove. Take a present. It's a new curtain. You like? :3

[Cardette Catatonic]

You really want to keep Steinman away.
TRUST ME.

You should also search Portal.
GLaDOS forever <3
All the Wheatley fans are morons.
Well, off to the Portal fan club to help GLaDOS bake the Wheatley fans into neurotoxin cake!

[Spaghetti]

(Do I detect some sarcasm there? XD)
Dove: OMGYAYTHANKYOU! -glomps Whitedawn-

-did not have a clue of anything you just said-
Well, back to google XD
I wonder if there's a Silent Hill fanclub...

[lycr]

No, no sarcasm in that statement. None at all.

You can have the curtain anyways, though.

[Spaghetti]

Dove: YAYTHANKYOU!! -takes curtain and runs off-
??

[Cardette Catatonic]

No sarcasm xD But I can go all GLaDOS and the sarcasm'll never stop.

[Spaghetti]

lolwut?
HOWCOMEINEVERGETWHATANYONESAYS??? ;-;
-scurries back to google-

[Cardette Catatonic]

-hugs GLaDOS- Yay we made the Wheatley fans into cake! The cake is so delicious and moist, and its definetly not a lie!

Because I'm confusing.

2 + 2 is......


....ten.
IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE.