America: ...um? Oh...it's you. -shivers- I'm-I'm still a hero, you know.
France:-sits up- What haz happened?
America: Hahahahahahahaha, France, dude, you look hysterical!!!
France: ...porquoi? o.O
-scan-
"I love tea and scones" written on one cheek
"Wine sucks" written on another cheek
"This nation originates from Korea" on chin
"A doodle of a hamburger and fries" on forehead
Face wrinkles drawn to make France look old