OHMYGOODNESS, 'kay, whoever happens to be reading this and is feeling brave/sad;
Read through this thread from, oh about page 200 more if you're feeling up to it, and try not to laugh. I failed. Epically.
Lyric: She's okay, I think she's mad at Alex...
Alex: *cowers in tree hole*
*facepalm* Y'A THINK, LYRIC?