Midnight: *attempts to slahs Pan with pocketknife throught bars of cage* I've killed girls. You really think I care?
Fred: *Gibbs-whacks Midnight* Hrm.
Midnight: *rolls eyes*
Fred: *whacks Midnight again*
Midnight: *flail* STOPPIT!!
Hehe, you missed a lot of....interesting stuff, you might want to go back and read some of it

But for the rest of it;
Dove and Fang were throwing "Derf" at actual Derf, actual Derf was freaking out (obviously XD), Diaspora was stalking Midnight into this thread from her own thread and was looking for bones, Diaspora and Fang had a brief fight, Kaliska found a sloth, Lyric was bugging Amelia, Derf fell into the pond when Dove threw "Derf" at him, Dove put "Derf" in Derf's lap, Kalsika found a kinkajou, Dove stole my ice-saw, this thread now has its own demension, Fang poked Diaspora with a ruby (thus burning her and partially paralyzing her for a time), Midnight was in my shirt <-- .....interesting conversation after this, Iyra briefly stole Dove's (aka MY) saw, Dove punched Iyra, Dove was swinging the ice-saw around, Tyson tried to get Dove to let go of the saw which she eventually did, Midnight got slapped by Amelia and I and then tossed into a cage, Fang stole the saw Dove dropped, I locked up the Halloween decorations (including "Derf" and ice-saw), Diaspora got freaked out by a ruby Taryn offered to her, Klazina just HAD to mention that some of PHs costume is made out of human skin (guess what happens next >.<), Dove stole the keys to the vault I locked the saw in and stole the saw and sliced some NPC in half, Taryn tried to take the saw away from Dove, Taryn managed to take saw and give it to me, saw is now locked up in vault, and that's about it ^-^