Dear You Country Club!

[Cardette Catatonic]

OMIGAWD Ia speaks Japanese now :D

Ph wears 2different things, I prefer the movie/Homecoming version: a butchers apron/waist-down-robe-thing made of human skin, boots w/ apron, idk with human skin thing. He carries a huge knife or a spear.... But the knife is WAY cooler.

[Spaghetti]

Diaspora: I asked because I wanted to know if you had one, not that I wanted it. Because that can kill me. Very painfully. And you try having to live off of bones, let's see how far you get.

Dove: *scratches and claws at sleet vault* IWANTSAW *cry; is distracted* Apron made out of skin? Hmmm....never thought of that....

Oh god Klazina, you really had to mention that? *eyes Dove nervously*

[Cardette Catatonic]

I specifically made sure I mentioned it -trollface-

DUDE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGuzQZ_m ... ata_player
I want to marry whoever made the video... Frucking hilarious xD

[lycr]

Taryn: Hmm, I get it. Very well. We also have some rabbit bones from last night's dinner, if you want.

Abbey: Dewd. Shadow-girl. You are lucky that you didn't come across someone who could use the fact to their advantage. Like, for example, Asha, Barret, Amelia, almost all soldiers, and that kinda thing.

Iyra: Yay~ Now we can COSPLAY!!!

-dons PH costume and knife, killing random NPCs-

[Spaghetti]

Diaspora: That would be nice, yes. *glances at Abbey* Yes, but who just happens to have a ruby large enough with skill enough to kill me? Mind you, torture is a very viable option...

Klazina, I don't think you realize the severity of your actions - *is tacked by Dove*

Dove: *steals keys to sleet vault*

GET OFF OF ME!

Dove: *scampers away, unlocks vault*

*chases after Dove* Oh no you don't!

Dove: *pulls out ice saw*

*skids to stop* Um...yeah...okaynowyoucandowhateveryouwant

Dove: *slices random NPC in half gleefully*

Also; THIS is epic ^-^

[lycr]

Taryn: Abbey, don't talk to strangers. -glares, before coming back with plate of bones- Here, I hope it's enough. And, to answer your query, many people have rubies and other jewels. Asha steals them off soldiers, and I would imagine that some soldiers do carry pendants that contain rubies and things like that. And also, calm down, you three! Ia and Iyra are classified as mentally insane, but a soldier has authority, and if they are mentally ill, they will be removed from their position. Put the knives down, you three. -glares-

Iyra: No! No! No! PH does not submit! -runs around with giant knife-

Abbey: Taryn, you're like my mother. -facepalm-

[Spaghetti]

Diaspora: *takes plate* Thank you. *noms bone; crunchcrunchcrunch; talks around bone* Yes, but I tend to be hard to catch and the ruby must be placed against my skin. The amount of damage depends on the purity of the ruby in question, the size, and the placement, so I think I'm good.

Dude, Dia, chew with mouth closed. Chew up bone = did not need to see.

Dove: *giggles* I'm not "mentally ill" as you put it. Trust me, I've been tested! I just like killing people, that's all. *advances towards Taryn; drags saw* Plus this *waves saw* is a saw, not a knife.

EDIT: *headgerbil* I've been typing "steel" as "sleet" for the past four (I think) pages...[/fail]

[lycr]

Taryn: Saw, knife, whatever. Give it to me, as I won't have any headless people by the end of today. -grabs saw sterenly-

Abbey: What did I say??! She's like my MOM!

[Spaghetti]

Dove: *snarl; yanks saw* And who says they will be headless? I can refrain from headless-ness if you prefer. But let go of my saw first.

*AHEM* MY SAW!

[lycr]

Taryn: Certainly not! you have proved yourself irresponsible with handling a weapon. -yanks saw away and tosses it to Spaghetti- What have you got to say for yourself?