Best thing ever:
▼: IM TOTALLY KARKAT.
▼: NOT LIKE, SAY, ANYONE POSING AT HIM OR SO.
▼: NOPE.
▼: OH WWAIT... I FORGOT TO SAY F**K.
▲: ......WH4T.
▼: HI TER..EZI.
▼: I'M KARKAT YOUR FEARLESS LEADER.
▲: ...D1D 1 JUST T4ST3....?
▼: AND TOTALLY NOT ERIDAN. OR SOMETHIN.
▼: TASTE WWHAT TER
▲: ....
▲: WH4T'S TH3 P3T N4M3 1 G4V3 YOU?
▼: UHM.
▼: GIVVE ME A HINT.
▲: ...NO.
▼: ..PLEASE TER
▼: F**K
Awwww!