Dumbledore's Army

[Huffy-The-Squid]

Poor her... Time with Voldy. It ain't fun.
He's cruel, mean, disrespectful, inconsiderate, bald, gross, noseless, wrinkly, sometimes abusive, threatening, a litterbug, lazy, and so on.

[cocostar55]

Well it went a little like this.
Summa in voldy sitting in a tree k-I-s-
She screams. Me and Damon sittin-
Summa in voldy in a car -
She screams even louder.
Lol.
This actually happend.

[Huffy-The-Squid]

Tehehehehehehehehehe poor her.
Oh dear..

Voldy signs his letters with X's and O's
Oh my... that reminds me of a song...
(Voldy-mort version time...)
He used to tie his hair up with ribbons and bows
sign his letters with X's and O's
He's got a picture of his mamma in heels and pearls
He's trying to avenge over his daddy's world
he's an evil villain
an evil villain!

It's supposed to be:
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows.
Sign her letters with X's and O's
she's got a picture of her mamma in heels and pearls
She's tryin to make it in her daddy's world
she's an American girl
an American girl

Oh it's a good song... Go country music, right?
Oh! Right Voldy signing his letter's with X's and O's:
Dear, Severus,
Hope you have an amazing day and life. II hope you don't mind that I killed that mudblood girlfriend of yours along with all your hopes an dreams! G'day.
XoXo,
Voldy

[cocostar55]

I think voldy should date bellatrix.

[Huffy-The-Squid]

Ehhh they both die and go to a bad place so.. .Why not?

[cocostar55]

Lol. I'm listening to a band who I thing should play a song in the Harry potter movies.

[Keriae]

Bellatrix is too awesome for Voldy. That's why.

[cocostar55]

I agree with huffy. They both end up in the same place.

[Keriae]

Bellatrix is still too awesome for him though. I mean, she's crazy! And she has awesome taste in clothes and hair. Voldy's just jealous because all his hair fell out.

[cocostar55]

I hate bellatrix.