♣Me and my friend are doing the most messed up undertale roleplay thing ever...I will show you:
Me: *sprays weed killer at Flowey*
Them: *floweys power level goes over 9000*
Me: *Flowey turns into Omega Flowey*
Flowey did you steal all those humans souls?
Them: *gives flowey evergreen*
Me: *Flowey tries to nod but it is a little tricky
Them: *kim Jong un drops a nuke on flowey. Flowey eats the nuke and Kim Jong un*
Yum yum says flowey
Me: *You called out for help
Them: BOOOOOOOOM THE NUKE EXPLODES
Me: *But nobody came
Them: But flowey spat it out at the teletubbies so it's all fine
Where am I going with this
Me: *You pick up sans and throw him out Flowey: Sans is very confused by this*
Them: Sans is scared. But he finds some cheese and is fine
Me: *Sans yells for papyrus. Papyrus causally slides in like nothing is happening, he is holding Mettaton in his arms*
Them: JOHN CENA COMES OUTTA NOWHERE AND RKOS EVERY ONE
Me: *Flowey eats John Cena
Them: Sponge bob calls flowey and says "are you ready for stepping on the beach"
Me: *Flowey hisses at spongebob*
*Undyne Sprays water at Flowey, will hitting him while saying *bad flower!"
Them: Sponge bob says "YOU ARE JUST BEING MEAN JUST BECAUSE IM 47"
Me: *Chara is awkwardly standing in the background holding Frisk's hand. She is super sad she isn't involved*
Them: Flowey teleports through the phone and eats spongebob
Me: *Mettaton tries to distract Flowey by showing off his sexy long legs...it didn't work...Flowey is only interested in Sans*
Them: Flowey likes sans...?
Me: Yes, I ship it
Them: Then to show his affection, eats him
Me: *Sans feels his sins crawling on his back
*You stand there with Chara, you both stare at each other, Chara wants to stab someone*
Them: Floweys mission is now complete. Flowey flys back to plannet 132628 for the next mission
The end
SIKE
Me: Everyone walks away like nothing happen...Mettaton is sad because Flowey doesn't like his sexy legs, Papyrus comforts him.
Them: Sad music plays
Flowey eats the speaker
Me: *Mettaton starts crying even tho he is a robot
*Papyrus hugs him
Them: Because of this papyrus cries too. Is tears go In the robot. This short circuits the robot electrocuting every one in the world apart from flowey
Me: we are so normal...I am kinda impressed because u have no idea what undertale is
*Papyrus is a skeleton, he is perfectly fine...Mettaton is a hot mess
Me: *Flowey has hold of Sans and refuses to let go
*You stare at Flowey
*He stares at you
*You stare at him, showing him Chara's knife
* He holds Sans close to his face
* You stand there...really flipping confused
Me: *Chara is yelling at Flowey to let go of Sans, Flowey sticks his tongue out at her
THAT IS WHAT WE DID....LIKE WHAT?! I don't think anyone will read all this but ok...my friend has no idea what undertale even is tho XD
There might be a part 2 guyyys omg♣














