Tea_Leaf wrote:
WHOA WHOA WHOA.
ARE YOU OUTRIGHT PROCLAIMING WAR AGAINST THE DIVINE RACE OF SPIRALS?
SIC 'EM, MY PRETTIES!
I have for quite some time now, you silly human!
Spirals have large, sensitive eyes
*Flashes light in your eyes*
It is said that spirals possess only two states of being: unconscious, and full tilt. Spiral dragons have difficulty focusing on one thing at a time, but are excellent at multi-tasking a myriad of simultaneous thoughts and activities that would disorient other dragon species. A spiral without anything to keep it occupied is capable of literally tying itself into knots in agitation.
Frequent naps between their bursts of enthusiasm are necessary. It is not uncommon for a spiral dragon to rapidly speak and gesture nonstop for hours, then pass-out midsentence without warning. Their ropey lengths instinctively wrap and coil around any available surface even in slumber. This adaptation has kept many spirals from meeting an unfortunate end.
I do not fear your spirals after reading this xD
*Burns all their wings*
