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[voittoisa]

Hnn my mother caught me on Chatzy. Of course, nothing bad is ever said, but since it's a chatting site I am not aloud on. Alas, I may check in every once in a while when I am home alone. My mother is uber strict about internet. She thinks CS is a child website (It it, but she thinks it's only collecting pets). I don't want to be banned from CS, so I keep this under intense watch and make sure to log out every time.

Besides from that, how is everyone? I was telling my bus buddy Jack about HRE and how he isn't Holy, Roman nor an Empire and I kept saying he...."Yeah, Holy Roman Empire wasn't Holy, Roman, nor an empire. He was a German." and he stopped me and questioned the he. I felt so awkward. Of course, he knows of Hetalia, but doesn't watch it. Ha, I am so lame.

EDIT;; Btw I have proof that HRE isn't Holy, Roman nor an Empire.

My history teacher told me I was wrong, but I know for a fact I am correct. I had to look it up to make sure I was correct and not giving out false information, since he was the teacher and all, and I found this that seemed pretty accurate.

It was " Kingdom of Germany, the Kingdom of Italy and the Kingdom of Burgundy; territories embracing the present-day Germany (except Southern Schleswig), Austria (except Burgenland), Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, the Czech Republic, Slovenia (except Prekmurje), as well as significant parts of modern France (mainly Artois, Alsace, Franche-Comté, Savoie and Lorraine), Italy (mainly Lombardy, Piedmont, Emilia-Romagna, Tuscany, and Alto Adige-South Tyrol), and Poland (mainly Silesia, Pomerania, and Neumark)." So not Roman.

It was political not religious. So not holy.

It was more of a kingdom than an empire.

Also, I have more:

The Holy Roman Empire refers to the situation under the Hapsburg emperors in German speaking countries between +/- 1300 and 1807 AD.

It wasn't holy: no empire is holy.
It wasn't Roman: it was German(ic).
It wasn't truly an empire, as all the participating states were fully independent. The emperor was nominal head, with even less power than Queen Elisabeth has over the Commonwealth today.

IN YOUR FACE MR. DAWSON!

[Pun Sexual]

Well that sucks I just ran out of pocky

[TrainerTimpani]

Btw I have proof that HRE isn't Holy, Roman nor an Empire.

XD I learned that in 7th grade from Crash Course world history. "The Holy Roman Empire that isn't Holy or Roman or an Empire!" I quote that sometimes. XD

And nooo we must have the pocky. I don't have any right now, actually...

[vacant.]

Never tried pocky, I've heard it tastes really good. Hopefully one day I'll have some.

[That one Hetalian]

WE ARE OUT OF POCKY?!?!?!?!

[zombles]

Here's why it was the 'Holy Roman' Empire...



The Holy Roman Empire was an attempt to revive the Western Roman Empire, whose legal and political structure deteriorated during the 5th and 6th centuries, to be replaced by independent kingdoms ruled by Germanic nobles. The Roman imperial office was vacant after the deposition of Romulus Augustulus in 476. During the turbulent early Middle Ages the traditional concept of a temporal realm coextensive with the spiritual realm of the church had been kept alive by the popes in Rome. The Byzantine Empire, which controlled the provinces of the Eastern Roman Empire from its capital, Constantinople (now Istanbul, Turkey), retained nominal sovereignty over the territories formerly controlled by the Western Empire, and many of the Germanic tribes that had seized these territories formally recognized the Byzantine emperor as overlord. Partly because of this and also for other reasons, including dependence on Byzantine protection against the Lombards, the popes also recognized the sovereignty of the Eastern Empire for an extended period after the enforced abdication of Romulus Augustulus.



the source I used

[Black-Cat771]

Nightmare ... if i ever meet you irl ... im going to frekin buy you pocky, you hear me? XD

[Pun Sexual]

Never tried pocky, I've heard it tastes really good. Hopefully one day I'll have some.

Omg It rates like I cookie with strawberry chocolate or milk
Flavor in a stick form
It good

[vacant.]

Ok, if I ever go somewhere and there's pocky, I'll get some.

XD I live in a small town so basically no one even knows what the heck pocky is so.... XD

[another eternity]

Milk pocky is by far my fave
and I don't even like milk
and it sounds rly plain but it's so good
my other fave is strawberry
<3