Quotes(Post your favourite quotes from the show and I'll put them up here)
-Season 1-Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
Dean: My boots.
Dean: So you found some beetles in a hole in the ground. That's shocking, Sam.
Larry: Let me just say. We accept home owners of any race, religion, color or... sexual orientation.
Dean: We're brothers.
Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or... sexual orientation.
Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)
Sam: What Dad "wants" doesn't matter!
Dean: You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.
Sam: By an old friend, you mean...
Dean: A friend that's not new.
Sam: Yeah, thanks.
Sam: You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?
Dean: Am I speaking in a language you're not getting here?
Sam: You TOLD her?! The big family secret? Rule number one - we do what we do and shut our mouths about it? For a year and a half I do nothing but lie to Jessica and you go out with this chick in Ohio a couple of times and you tell her everything?
*Dean is silent* DEAN!
Dean: Yeah! Looks like...
Sam: Dean, I’ve been thinking.
Dean: Well, that’s never a good thing.
Dean: Man, I hate rats.
Sam: Would you rather it was a ghost?
Dean: Yes
Sam: That was your great idea? To burn the house down?
Dean: Well no one will go in any more.
Sam: It's too bad.
Dean: No, they'll be fine.
Sam: It's not what I meant. I meant Michael.
(pauses) He'll always know that there are things out there in the dark. He'll never be the same. You know...
(pauses again) sometimes I wish that...
(trails off)Dean: What?
Sam: I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean: Well if it means anything, sometimes I wish you could too.
Dean: Well, I’m tryin’ to pick the lock, but the door won’t budge.
Sam: Well, then, break it down.
Dean: Okay, genius, let me grab my battering ram.
Dean: Alright, well, if his head position changed, then maybe some other things in the painting changed as well, you know, can give us some clue.
Sam: What, like
The Da Vinci Code?
Dean: I don't... know... I'm still waiting for the movie on that one.
Sam: You can't treat us like this.
John: Like what?
Sam: Like children.
John: You
are my children.
Meg: Well, I’ve lied... a lot. I’ve stolen. I’ve lusted. And the other day I met this man – a nice guy, you know? And we had a really good chat...sort of like this. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?
-Season 2-Yellow eyed demon: You, conjuring me, John? I'm surprised. I took you for a lot of things, but suicidally reckless wasn't one of them.
[Dean and Sam are forced to drive a Dodge Caravan while the Impala is still being repaired]Dean: I feel like a freakin' soccer mom.
Sam: So look, if you can help, we could use all the help we can get.
Ellen: Well we can't. But Ash will.
Sam: Who's Ash?
Ellen: ASH!
[A man in a red plaid jacket with a mullet sleeping on the pool table jolts awake]Ash: What? Closin' time?
Sam: That's Ash?
Jo: Mmm hmm, He's a genius.
[Skips to a discussion at the bar with Ash, John's journal is presented to him]Dean: Come on, this guy's no genius. He's a Lynyrd Skynyrd roadie.
Ash: I like you.
Dean: Thank you.
[Dean is overjoyed to have his Impala back]Sam: Look, if you two need time alone, just say so.
Dean: [to the Impala] Don't listen to him, baby. He doesn't understand us.
Television that Sam is watching: [sultry voice] Next on the skin channel, Casa Erotica IV a tale of two Latin beauties...
[Dean enters and Sam quickly turns off the television]Sam: [off-handedly] Hey. ...What?
Dean: Awkward...
Sam: So, I’m a freak now?
Dean: You’ve always been a freak.
Dean: What do you think, Scully, want to check it out?
Sam: I'm not Scully, you're Scully.
Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.
[The Demon tries to convince Dean to sell his soul]Dean: You think you could...throw in a set of steak knives?
[The Demon kisses Dean.]Dean: What the hell was that for?
Demon: Sealing the deal.
Dean: You know, I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.
-Season 3--Season 4-Dean: Who are you?
Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
Sam: Heaven?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: OK, how are we in heaven?
Dean: Lot of clean living, I guess.
Ash: You boys die more than anyone I have ever met.
Dean: (points to an iPod in his car) What in the hell is that?
Sam: That's an iPod jack.
Dean: I told you to take care of her, not to douche her up
Pamela: Right. Take each other's hands. And I need to touch something our mystery monster touched.
Dean: Whoa. Well, he didn't touch me there.
Pamela: My mistake.
Dean: Look, all I know is I was not groped by an angel.
Dean: Dude?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: Where's the pie?
Dean: Lucifer? But I thought Lucifer was just a story they told at demon Sunday school. There's no such thing.
Castiel: Three days ago, you thought there was no such thing as me. Why do you think we're here walking among you now for the first time in 2,000 years?
Dean: To stop Lucifer.
Castiel: That's why we've arrived.
Dean: Well... bang-up job so far. Stellar work with the witnesses. That's nice.
Castiel: We tried. And there are other battles, other seals. Some we'll win, some we'll lose. This one we lost. Our numbers are not unlimited. Six of my brothers died in the field this week. You think the armies of heaven should just follow you around? There's a bigger picture here. You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in.
-Season 5-Chuck: Oh god. Is that a molar? Now I have a molar in my hair? This has been a really stressful day.
Becky: Yes, I'm a fan, but I really don't appreciate being mocked. I know that "Supernatural" is just a book, okay? I know the difference between fantasy and reality.
Chuck: Becky, it's all real.
Becky: I knew it!
[In a dream]Sarah/Lucifer: I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.
Nick: An angel?
Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer.
Nick: Sure. Naturally, um... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?
[Castiel tells Dean his plan to find God]Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God.
Castiel: Yes. He isn't in Heaven, he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear He's on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, He's not on any flatbread.
War: Honestly, people don't need a reason to kill each other. I mean, you seen the Irish? They're all Irish.
[The brothers have defeated War by cutting off his ring]Dean: So. Pit stop at Mount Doom?
Dean: [hunting a vampire] Eat it, Twilight!
Castiel: His name is Raphael
Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?
Dean: Because. We're humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad... we lie.
Castiel: Why?
Dean: Because. That's how you become president.
Dean: [To Castiel] Let me tell you something, there are two things I know for certain; one, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
Dean: Not a word.
Sam: Dude, you just got wailed on by Paris Hilton.
Dean: ... shut up.
Bobby: Brains trumps legs apparently.
[Dean and Sam are trapped in 'TV land']Dean: Calm down?! I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. There's like 300 on television, they're all the freaking same, it's like 'oh... a plane crashed here.' Oh shut up!
Sam: Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us.
Chuck: Wow. Really?
Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you.
Lucifer: Castiel, right? Castiel, I'm told you came here in an automobile.
Castiel: ... yes.
Lucifer: What was that like?
Castiel: Um, slow. Confining.
Lucifer: What a peculiar thing you are.
Crowley (about Sam): Where's your moose?
-Season 6- (hurrah!)Dean: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here
Castiel: Sam, Dean, my ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty.’ Pardon me, but I have spent the last ‘year’ as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.
Castiel: What are you doing
Balthazar: Anything I want. This morning I had a ménage a … what’s French for 12?
Dean(on a baby car seat):Who designed this thing, NASA?
Dean (trying to negotiate with a baby while changing it's diaper): I’ll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop
Bobby: I'm going Dateline on your ass
Crowley (on replacing Lucifer as king of Hell): When I got the corner office, I thought it was all gonna be rainbows and two-headed puppies. But if I’m being honest, it’s been Hell
Bobby: Thought that was the point
Crowley: You know what the problem with demons is?
Bobby: They're demons
Crowley: Exactly. Evil, lying prats, the whole load of them. It's stupid. Try to show them a new way, a better way and what do you get? Bugger all! Y'know, there's days when I think Lucifer's whole 'spike anything with black eyes' plan wasn't half bad. Hmm, feels good to get that off my chest. We should make this a thing
Bobby: Do I look like Dr Phill to you?
Crowley: A little
Bobby: You may be king of the dirtbags here, but in life you were nothing but a two-bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra three inches below the belt.
Crowley: Just trying to hit double digits
Crowley (to Sam): I don’t need you to fight my battles for me, moose
Dean: These aren't vampires, man. These are douchebags.
Dean: [On 'Twilight] Cm'on, he's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey
Dean: Oh, God, I'm Pattinson.
Dean: [Helping Sam hack into a vampire-obsessed teenager's computer] Try Lautner.
Sam: Wait, he’s a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: Are you kidding me, that kid’s everywhere. It’s a freaking nightmare
Samuel: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Dean: All right, all right, quit bragging.
Alpha Vampire: The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?
Dean: All right, enough with the sermon, freak.
Alpha Vampire: I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?
Dean: Legoland?
Dean: Since when do you give a crap about vampires?
Crowley: Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Since, let's see... mind your business.
Sam: Roll over, Lucky. Speak.
Lucky: Go to hell.
Sam: Already been. Didn't agree with me.
[Dean is being chased by 'aliens']Dean: [on the phone] UFO! UFO!
Sam: Oh. Dude, stop yelling, you're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Dean: Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam: Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
Dean: They're after me!
Sam: Third kind already? Better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.
Dean: Empathy, Sam! Empathy!
Sparrow: Your brother was abducted?
Sam: Yeah.
Sparrow: Oh my God!
Sam: It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust.
Sparrow: Did it happen when you were kids?
Sam: No, like half an hour ago
Marion: Personally, I think they're taken to Avalon to service Oberon, king of the faeries.
Sam: Dean, did you service Oberon, king of the faeries?
Dean: [On going after two teens they suspect are vampires] You go with Efron, I got Bieber.
Dean: [To Samuel] I trust you.
[Samuel leaves]Dean: [To Sam] I don't trust him.
Samuel: This is what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
Death: Don’t roll your eyes Dean, it’s impolite.
Balthazar: [After Sam summoned him] Well here’s one for the list of dumbest things ever: Summon the angel who wants to kill you.
Dead Guy: Can you tell me what it all means?
Dean:... Everything is dust in the wind.
Dead Guy: That’s it? A Kansas song?
Videos(Fan-made videos or just fun, Supernatural related ones)
Dean, Sam and Cas- season six adsDean/Cas- Fix youDean/Cas- Hey, Soul SisterJensen kissing Misha XDTeam Free Will- DownThe Appplepocalypse!Cas- Defying GravityDean- The Happy SongMisha signing JaredMisha on slash fictionGabriel- I Will Not BowTeam Free Will- TelephoneCas- LonelillyDean/Cas- Until We BleedFan Art 
