[ Percy Jackson Fanclub ] [ v.2 ]

[Raising Cain]

I speak for everyone when I say dare.

[Darth Cookie]

I dare you to write a two-paragraph long Jeyna or Liper fanfic.

I went easy on you. xD

[Raising Cain]

wut...
why...

[Darth Cookie]

Just for my amusement, and to see how you make an entire story out of two paragraphs. xD

[Raising Cain]

Ahem... you didn't say it had to be good... it's a poem...

Piper died,
Percy cried,
and Reyna said MWA AH AH AHHH.
Leo sighed,
Annabeth rolled her eyes,
and Jason went into a deep stage of depression.
Reyna hugged Jason,
Jason got mad,
and brought down thunder and lightning.
Rose died,
The doctor cried,
and I think I'm a little off topic.

That was horrid.
PRETEND THAT WAS IN PARAGRAPHS.

[bulldagger]

Don't question my beautiful stories.

I've used this one, but I dare you to write three actual reasons why Jason Grace is better than Percy Jackson.

He's not.
I cannot write that.
MAMINE YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO PERCY!!

HADES YES IM A TRAITOR TO PERCY >:D

don't kill me though.

Jason is actually better I'm sorry.

[Darth Cookie]

Ahem... you didn't say it had to be good... it's a poem...

Piper died,
Percy cried,
and Reyna said MWA AH AH AHHH.
Leo sighed,
Annabeth rolled her eyes,
and Jason went into a deep stage of depression.
Reyna hugged Jason,
Jason got mad,
and brought down thunder and lightning.
Rose died,
The doctor cried,
and I think I'm a little off topic.

That was horrid.
PRETEND THAT WAS IN PARAGRAPHS.

*sniff* That...that was beautiful. Apollo would be proud.

[Raising Cain]

Oh. Apollo.
For some reason that does not make me feel better. -__-

[Darth Cookie]

One of Apollo's most ancient poems:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am so hot
And Artemis is not

[bulldagger]

that's actually canon omigods.