*looks at Birch*
*old man voice* Why, I haven't seen you since the Peter Johnson fanclub reunion in...what was it? 1887, yes.
Seriously though, I don't think we've met before. Nice to meet you, I'm Darth. Or Cookie. Or Darth Cookie. Or Lobster. Or Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Whichever you prefer.
Now you must take the fanclub initiation test. It's only one question, but most people fail and get kicked out and then mauled by a lion.
The question is...
if it is June 5th and the sun has just set and you have six six-packs of vanilla pudding in your fridge and it is your second cousin named Princess Fairy's 78.5th birthday, who is your favorite character in the book?












