by ::madlyhazel » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:25 pm
Belarus!Mexico... I can see it now. But, yeah, and Deer's little brother is like, only nine and he knows about Hetalia. But we have had many perverted moments over time. Here are just a few.
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Deer's Older Sister: *Is watching T.V*
Me: *Comes up behind her and screams into her ear* YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE GERMANY'S WURST! *Runs up the stairs*
Deer's Older Sister: WHAT THE HELL?!
-2-
Me: *Blushes slightly* Kirkland sausage... That's a little... weird.
Deer: OH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! *Runs away*
Me: *Throws the sausage down* I DO NOT!
-3-
Deer's Older Sister: You know, I just want to jump over that fence and run to Germany.
Me: And then you want to get drunk and-
Deer's Older Sister: *Slaps* SHUT UP!
-4-
Me: But, yeah, then Iggy got drunk and-
Deer's Older Sister: I see where your going with this...
Me: OH JUST SHUT UP!
nocturne by kiwi sauce.sweet and right and merciful
✘ And it's worth it, it's divine
And I have this some of the time
✘ The way she shows me I'm hers and she is mine
Open hand or closed fist would be fine
✘ The b l o o d is rare and sweet as cherry wine
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