by ::madlyhazel » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:17 am
I have almost NOTHING to do, so I'll just write this for my OC, Peru. XD
50 Things Peru Is Not Allowed To Do
1. I will not talk in Spanish around Romano.
2. Even though it's fun to watch him get mad.
3. I will not pull Romano's curl.
4. Or Veneziano's curl.
5. Or mine, for that matter.
6. I'm not allowed to Peruvian dance on the table at World Meetings.
7. No matter HOW much fun it is to dance.
8. I'm not allowed to hug Spain and call him my "brother".
9. This angers Romano.
10. I am not allowed to try and hug Berlin's bear.
11. No matter how cute it might be.
12. Nor am I allowed to hug Berlin.
13. I can't hug Romano either.
14. I am not allowed to talk to France.
15. Nor allow him to pull my curl.
16. I cannot bring spicy rice to World Meetings.
17. Nor can I try to feed it to anyone.
18. Spicy rice is too spicy for any other nation but myself.
19. I am not allowed to wear my traditional clothes.
20. No matter how pretty they might be.
21. I am not allowed to repeat Italian words I hear from Romano.
22. Nor write them on sleeping nations.
23. I am not allowed to play the charango at World Meetings.
24. Nor am I allowed to sing while playing it.
25. I am not allowed to sing "The Delicious Tomato Song".
26. Romano hates me singing it.
27. Especcially around Spain.
28. I can't constantly ask Japan to make spicy rice for me.
29. Nor can I ask him to make any other food for me.
30. I am not allowed to pet random puppies.
31. No matter how cute they might be.
32. I ESPECCIALY can't pet Sonya's puppy.
33. I am not allowed to stand on the World Meeting table and read every story written by Ciro Alegria.
34. No matter how awesome they might be.
35. I am not allowed to say how awesome Ciro Alegria's stories are to Prussia.
36. Nor am I allowed to mock Prussia since he is no longer a country.
37. I am not allowed to draw "PERU", "SPAIN", or "ITALY" on myself in permanent marker.
38. I am not allowed to cook alone.
39. Especcialy in Romano's house.
40. And especcialy when the spice cabinet is located right next to the medicene cabinet.
41. I am not allowed to do something that angers another nation and blame it on either Romano or Spain.
42. I am not allowed to drive a car.
43. Nor am I allowed to say that Veneziano can drive well.
44. I cannot tell Russia about the wonderful weather in Peru and not invite him.
45. Nor am I allowed to take Russia's pipe, scarf, sunflowers, ect.
46. He'll kill me.
47. I will not bring Romano with me when I visit Spain.
48. Nor will I track down Romano and bring him back when he escapes from Spain's house.
49. I am not allowed to hide the Italians' pasta.
50. I am allowed to know that I cannot follow any of these rules whatsoever because I am an idiot.
nocturne by kiwi sauce.sweet and right and merciful
✘ And it's worth it, it's divine
And I have this some of the time
✘ The way she shows me I'm hers and she is mine
Open hand or closed fist would be fine
✘ The b l o o d is rare and sweet as cherry wine
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