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[mangos]

why can't the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

the pee is silent

I can go all night

[- poppeh]

oh bad puns are my favorite
there was a interview where harry told a joke his mom told him when he was seven. i cant remember what it was though...

[Little Things ;]

my mom threw an egg at me once

i told her I needed to go to the eggmergancy room.
she was unimpressed.

but harry and I are funny.

But guys, what happened to the cat that ate yarn?

it had mittens

what the fudge just happened here...
it's like.. someone murdered the definition for 'pun'.

[HAZ BEAR]

oh bad puns are my favorite
there was a interview where harry told a joke his mom told him when he was seven. i cant remember what it was though...

It was

Harry: 'what did the baboon say to the giraffe??'

Interviewer: 'what??'

Harry: 'why the long face' *starts laughing in shame*

Zayn: *laughs* 'it's so bad it's funny' *laughs more*

Everyone: *laughs at Harry's really had joke*

[Little Things ;]

you there,
the one telling all the really bad puns.
STOP. it's terrible. like...
OH MY GOD, DAD JOKES.

[HAZ BEAR]

Oh hush harry, you tell and jokes too!!

[mangos]

ohhhhhhhhhhh, yes DAD JOKES!

'Dad, I'm hungry.'

'Hi hungry, I'm Dad."


DAD JOKESSSSSSS.

[bows over bros;]

the only time he's ever been truly funny is in 'This is Us' and he didn't even know it.
he goes,
'my bum is on the line'
and he's stuck on a fishing pole

[Little Things ;]

the only time he's ever been truly funny is in 'This is Us' and he didn't even know it.
he goes,
'my bum is on the line'
and he's stuck on a fishing pole



that..
i laughed at that more than i should have like..
punpunpunpunpunpunpun.
but still, it was another really bad pun. xD

[- poppeh]

yes that was it. i knew it had something with a giraffe xD
my dad never makes dad jokes but my best friend always does.