|| Shingeki no Kyojin [Attack on Titan] Official Fan Club

[deciido]

XD, There are a portions of us here.
A handful!
It's just their headcanons and eeee!
The Bickering Couple Ship.

they are my baes lmao, i love them both theyre p my??? second? third? favorite ship idk, i just like their fun little relationship aha

[Small Bun]

they are my baes lmao, i love them both theyre p my??? second? third? favorite ship idk, i just like their fun little relationship aha

They are my first favorite ship,
Levitra is a minor yet it's inspired by the look that he had after her..... Yeah.

Yet still X3

This ships sails so amazingly, all their passengers are enjoying their cleaning and experimenting.

And How Levi takes care of her including that he knocks her out and gets her in the bath. Just because she doesn't take a shower as much as anyone else.
XDD

[SneakyCryptid]

ErenXLevi would never work out anyway. Eren's 15, and Levi's like 30

[deciido]

They are my first favorite ship,
Levitra is a minor yet it's inspired by the look that he had after her..... Yeah.

Yet still X3

This ships sails so amazingly, all their passengers are enjoying their cleaning and experimenting.

And How Levi takes care of her including that he knocks her out and gets her in the bath. Just because she doesn't take a shower as much as anyone else.
XDD

i just like to sit down in bed and think that they're secretly married 'cause im shipper trash and levihan has transformed me

[Shinryu]

(Pssst - couples with age gaps similar to Ereri (even larger ones!) exist in the real world, and they can work out just as well as a relationship between people of the same age.)


*throws confetti*
You know what time it is.

I do imagine that Levi is quite the cuddly person, but y'know, Hanji is probably a super-cuddler.
But: If you know the jokes about Bertl rolling around in bed a lot and getting into the strangest positions (and, by extension, fitting Bert/Reiner sleep pics), then there you go, that's what I imagine Hanji is like in sleep. She's the kind of person who thrashes around a lot in sleep and wakes up with the feet on her pillow. Levi regularly threatens to move into a single bed so that he can "finally get some goddamned sleep", but of course he never does, because Hanji is warm.
Plus, it's strangely endearing to watch her.
Unless she ends up taking over the whole bed and either
- forces Levi into a corner, probably without a blanket/pillow
- just buries him under herself
at which point he gets grumpy and wakes her up so she can assume a less space-wasting position. Trying to roll her over is impossible.
Sometimes she falls out of bed, too, which both of them find to be pretty hilarious.

Hanji is a terrible cook, but she keeps trying and Levi keeps praying that she'll never accidentally set the kitchen on fire. He always attempts to make her clean up everythin by herself, but she's so horrendously bad at it, he takes pity (with the kitchen, not Hanji!) and takes over the job.

Also, Hanji keeps leaving her notes and other stuff lying around everywhere in the house, and it bugs Levi because he knows better than to touch any of it. He may be an orderly person, but he doesn't know enough about Hanji's work to dare putting any of her notes away in fear of messing anything up.
So he just has to deal with the fact that there's always some kind of mess he can't get rid of.
He tried to, once, after they moved together. Hanji got furious and it was scary.

Meanwhile, Hanji had a complete breakdown from laughter when she saw some of the stuff Levi brought, and he actually owns a freaking pink apron and he wears it without shame. Many pictures were taken, and not even Levi's death threats stopped them from finding their way onto various people's phones.
Erwin teases Levi about it regularly.

Hanji likes taking Levi into her arms, princes-style, and at first it scared him because he kept worrying that she'd drop him. She does, sometimes, but he knows he's got no chance at stopping her, so he has to endure being carried around in constant fear of falling.
One time it happened on the way downstairs. Hanji was very sorry, and Levi was about to accept the apologies - until Hanji attempted to make "sorry-for-hurting-you-dinner" and almost did set the kitchen on fire.

Hanji is messy and unpredictable and tactless and probably crazy, but she's so adorable in all of this.
Levi keeps getting pissy over silly accidents and harmless chaos, but he's still regularly wearing his pink apron, and one Christmas eve got a fitting pair of rubber gloves from Erwin an anonymous benefactor. He's perpetually grumpy, but that's so cute.
Also, he's the only adult man eve to make poop jokes with a straight face, and Hanji thinks that's something worth treasuring.

[Small Bun]

i just like to sit down in bed and think that they're secretly married 'cause im shipper trash and levihan has transformed me

•3•
I like to think that as well.
I mean seriously do they even have to tell about their private lives.
We don't know.
So they keep it secret and Hange and Levi share small moment.
Like that scene when Levi asked Eren "Do you hate me?"
It's because Hange thought that he was being too tough and she scolded him by the wall.

I believe that they both say their nicknames "Sh*tty Glasses and Clean freak" as a way to better understand each other.
They basically get other to the point that they don't care and it's a usual greeting.

Hange is Levi's translator.
Without Hange Levi would be left with his odd speech with no explanation, X3

Levi and Hange don't spend much time together around the others yet they can do what they want when they are.

[SneakyCryptid]

Burning question - How exactly does the gear they use work anyway? Like, how do they get it to take them from wall/roof to wall/roof if their hands are occupied by swords?

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I do imagine that Levi is quite the cuddly person, but y'know, Hanji is probably a super-cuddler.
But: If you know the jokes about Bertl rolling around in bed a lot and getting into the strangest positions (and, by extension, fitting Bert/Reiner sleep pics), then there you go, that's what I imagine Hanji is like in sleep. She's the kind of person who thrashes around a lot in sleep and wakes up with the feet on her pillow. Levi regularly threatens to move into a single bed so that he can "finally get some goddamned sleep", but of course he never does, because Hanji is warm.
Plus, it's strangely endearing to watch her.
Unless she ends up taking over the whole bed and either
- forces Levi into a corner, probably without a blanket/pillow
- just buries him under herself
at which point he gets grumpy and wakes her up so she can assume a less space-wasting position. Trying to roll her over is impossible.
Sometimes she falls out of bed, too, which both of them find to be pretty hilarious.

x) so basically....

[Shinryu]

Accurate :'D

Also, Hanji would totally write her kids a survival guide for what to do when they're alone with Levi for a few days.
With nature documentary-style narrated "info chapters" about the behaviour of the wild Levi, and how to build him a species-riendly habitat.
Edit: Ooops did I just add that to my list of things I need to write?
Maaaybe :'D

[Small Bun]

I do imagine that Levi is quite the cuddly person, but y'know, Hanji is probably a super-cuddler.
But: If you know the jokes about Bertl rolling around in bed a lot and getting into the strangest positions (and, by extension, fitting Bert/Reiner sleep pics), then there you go, that's what I imagine Hanji is like in sleep. She's the kind of person who thrashes around a lot in sleep and wakes up with the feet on her pillow. Levi regularly threatens to move into a single bed so that he can "finally get some goddamned sleep", but of course he never does, because Hanji is warm.
Plus, it's strangely endearing to watch her.
Unless she ends up taking over the whole bed and either
- forces Levi into a corner, probably without a blanket/pillow
- just buries him under herself
at which point he gets grumpy and wakes her up so she can assume a less space-wasting position. Trying to roll her over is impossible.
Sometimes she falls out of bed, too, which both of them find to be pretty hilarious.

x) so basically....

Oh my word.
That is adorable!
I must keep I must keep~~~~