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[Artesian]

AAHAHAHA you're looking for random crazy powers ideas? I wrote down every idea for that I could find a while ago, and have about a hundred. >-> If anyone wants some, just pm me. I'd rather not post them aaaall, because that'd be a really long post. But here's a few:

• Invitational Only: I can be anywhere, get into anywhere, and stay anywhere, as long as I'm invited. Yeah, I'm like a vampire. No, I don't drink blood. Or sparkle. It's just the invitation thing, all right? Anyway, I can get into and out of locked rooms, inpenetrable fortresses, and impossible to access file-rooms, as long as I have an invitation.
• Dancing Teacher: I am the shortcut. I can teach anyone to dance in a manner of hours. They walk in like Mr. Bean, dance out like Fred Astaire. Only trouble is, I can't make it stick... or rather I make it stick too well? After they leave, they can't walk anywhere. They can't sit still. They have to boogie through their days, until my lessons wear off, which can be anywhere between a few hours to a few months.
• The Magical Banker: I know, not exciting. You'd be surprised though. By touching someone, I can tell everything about their financial history in a few instants. What they bought yesterday to their back taxes.
• Human Charger: I was excited when I realized I have power over electricity. I was thinking, hey, I'll set myself up as Zeusvenger, and fit crime with lightning right? Noooo. My power isn't anything cool. I can charge batteries through touch. The only crime fighting I can do is to recharge random passerby's phones so they can dial the real heroes to come save them.
• Colourful: I can bring out the true power of colour combos. The right combination of colour in one of my projects can evoke all kinds of emotions: from calm, attraction, anger, and intense mental pain. Truly, I am an artist!
• Cthulu-face: Okay, let's get this over with. I can sprout tentacles from my body - usually on my face. People judge me because of that. I'm seriously a nice person, it's just that I look like a b-horror movie when I get angry, because I suddenly have a beard of tentacles and slitted green eyes. I don't want to talk about it.
• Knows What They Like: This person, before they do anything, knows whether they'll like it or not. Going to see a movie? Oh, I'm going to like that one. Roller Coaster ride? No can do, I won't like it. Etc. Not a powerful superpower, but a handy one.
• Metal Hands: One of my hands is made of an amorphous metal compound, that can become pliable or hard at will. I'm a technical person, so I usual use it to replace my huge collection of wrenches, screwdrivers and saws.
• Presence of Mind: I always know what time it is and exactly where I am. It can be a bit overwhelming, if I let myself consider it. The world is a big place, and time even more so.
• Replacements: My body just doesn't know when to stop growing. I'm always losing my teeth as new ones come in, like a shark. My fingernails and hair grow far faster than a normal person. The weirdest part is when I lose something that doesn't grow, like a finger. It grows back too. Weird.
• Pearls: Every painful emotion I feel comes out as a pearl in my mouth, like an irritant in an oyster, building up a layer of shiny coating to stop the pain. On a bad day, I look like the girl in the old fairytale about toads and jewels.
• Personal Weather: No one else can see it, but I live in my own personal weather system. I'll be soaking wet and shivering on a sunny spring day, and all you'll see is my coat slowly speckling from the water. I'll see the my own personal weather, of course, but you can't. The weirdest thing is when it's apparently August and blisteringly hot, and I'm all swaddled up in a thick coat, with snow collecting on my collar.
• Age is Just a Number: I'm apparently twenty-two. But, whenever I visit someone younger, I de-age into their age. Same with older people.

[Soriams]

LMAO @ Food Bending... ONG I want that power!

Anyway... Did anything ever happen with that fantasy, D&D RP?

[Clavicle]

it's years later and the avengers have come and gone. The city has erupted in chaos. The agents of SHIELD are looking for new recruits.

Basically, a whole troop of loser heroes with near useless powers tries out to be the new avengers. They aren't much, but they're all the city has to offer. Over time, they grow into real heroes.

good? yes? i thought so too. ovo

sounds fun

i heard the words "useless powers". count me in.
i have five million useless abilities up my sleeve

I AM IN. I AM SO IN.
If you want a really useless power, though, try the power of levitating birds. Or tying your shoelaces really fast. Or never burning an omelet. Those are some of the most useless powers I know [when it comes to crime-fighting. I know I'd give my right arm to never burn the food I cook, lmao.]

edit: MATHMAN /chokes

[terminus.]

@ wonder wait are there places left bc if so then my body is ready
i have two roleplays one literate one semi literate halp

or just anyone send me roleplays i guess?? im bored and stuff uvu

[west ,]

Did West's zombie rp ever open?

I was just about to post about this xp
it hasn't yet, and it will take a few days for me to actually get the thread up because I'll be gone for four days [ well, I'll be on checking on stuff, but won't be able to post or anything ] so I'll have to see.
I may be able to get it up tonight and everyone can work on their forms until wednesday when I'll be back, then we can start. I think there are two more spaces still open as well so I'll make the default characters for them and then we'll be good c:

wooo glad to see some interest :3
I think we'll have eight spaces. Just post on here saying which character you'd like. You may choose your own character but there are a few default sort of characters that I want to have:



the prepper; male; taken by me
- son of an apocalypse prepper.
- knows how to survive.
- lots of experience with weapons.
- a bit secluded and likes to do his own thing.
- not extremely loyal or trustworthy, but a good guy.





the expert marksman; female; taken by herondale.
- never misses a target.
- huge knowledge and experience with most weapons.
- very hard worker.
- finds it hard to trust people.
- not the bravest person.





the pro golfer; male; pn hold
- upcoming professional golfer.
- very strong swing.
- uses golf clubs reinforced with blades.
- very underestimated.
- loyal and reliable, but not as physically strong as the others.





ex military; female; taken by king bear.
- lots of survival skills from the army.
- toughened up to any environment.
- good with guns and very physically strong. good hand-to-hand fighter.
- sometimes a bit too cocky.
- likes things her own way.





the mortician; male; taken by nosebleed
- not very good with guns, so uses a flamethrower.
- very professional man, and has little sympathy for the dead.
- more sensible and grounded than other members. he has a lot of common sense.
- poor survival skills, relies more on luck.
- not as physically strong as the others.





the rock star; female; taken by Zurri
- talented singer/songwriter. lures zombies out with singing.
- uses blades strapped to her guitar.
- has a dog.
- has stupid decisions sometimes.
- a bit of a jerk.





the gardener; male; taken by Wolfsabre
- precise with slashing tools.
- good at survival in the wilderness, knows all the tasty and poisonous plants.
- uses hedge clippers with attached chainsaws.
- has a tendency to want to cut up anything that gets in his way.
- gets distracted by plants at the most inconvenient times.





the shadow; female; on hold
- extremely intelligent with a lot of common sense.
- brilliant at setting traps.
- climbing trees is like second nature to her.
- she cannot fire a gun or use other weapons, and needs to be taught.
- very shy and afraid to put her opinions out there.




there we go :3
It will be a high semi-literate to high literate roleplay, but one long paragraph [ 12+ lines ] or more is around the average [ two good sized paragraphs each time would be ideal ]. writers block should be around 8-10+ lines in size 85 text. if we get to a really exciting moment [ fighting a huge hoard of zombies xp ] then I'll allow less writing as long as it's still good quality. good grammar is a must.
I guess it will be fairly relaxed, as long as you have good grammar and do post at least the average most times.
And it will be on AS c:

everything so far.
anyone who wants the last characters, just say so c:

sorry everone ;A;
I forgot I put this on here and I got really confused. I forgot abandoned wanted the last slot, and the golfer is still open as well. so does anyone want the golfer? I'll message abandoned and ask about her charrie now.

[terminus.]

@ west
i'm not sure if this was discarded or not x

[west ,]

@ west
i'm not sure if this was discarded or not x

I forgot about that >.< I've messaged asian as well to see if they're still interested. I think that's all the characters filled, then!

[Asherwy]

Hao guys, I'm looking for ten people to participate in this. Not done though. Here's the plot:

DestinedOnline, a Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplay Game known around the world for its success and beauty. It uses the DuplicateBrain as a gaming console for the online game, which you put on your head like a motorcycle helmet. Unfortunately the game has met its malfunction. A mysterious figure has managed to take full control of the online environment, believed to have massacred the actual DestinedOnline crew. Now he has set the DuplicateBrain to destroy the player's actual brain if the player loses all hp in the game, if someone from the outside world tries to remove the DuplicateBrain, the player will also be killed. The only way to escape, is to make it through the entire map and defeat the final boss, but you don't know where it is. To do that, you will have to go through multiple biomes in order to unlock the next biome. Each biome has a boss, and every time to progress the next boss gets stronger. You are trapped in a fantasy environment where you can get killed, but then again, games where you can die is just too easy. Welcome to DestinedOnline. There's no escape.

Are you guys still interested in this? Because I removing 5 spots to let other people outside of the club to roleplay as well.

Slot 1 Asherwy
Slot 2 silence.
Slot 3 [[ C H E R R Y B L O S S O M ]]
Slot 4 A_Bowtie
Slot 5 sunday;
Slot 6 Misha
Slot 7 herondale.
Slot 8 chateau
Slot 9 sнαẕíηℊα
Slot 10 Zurri

[sunday;]

@ asherwy i actually check the roleplay daily uwu
so yeah i'm still interested x3

/creeps off and tries to think of cool rp ideas

[herondale.]

@asherwy - i'm still up for it. c:
like sunday; i always check the roleplay.

i could kill for a lord of the rings roleplay right now.
rewatching all of the films has kick-started all my feels.