I just Gizoogled one of my old KibaIno fics(my first one actually)
It's HILARIOUS.
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?searc ... is+ShiznitIf you're too lazy.
Here's the best parts.
Thunder rolled up in tha sky like a gangbangin' fallin boulder. Lightin flickered n' crackled, havin a seizure. Heavy rizla plastered tha threadz of two Chunin ranked Shinobi ta they tremblin bodies. Da scent of blood, tears n' mud flooded tha nozzle of tha tall, brown headed male Shinobi yo. Dude was bustin torn, blood stained black clothes.
"Kiba, muthaf**ka! Is everyone aiiiight?" a gangbangin' feminine voice called, hardly heard over tha crashin rain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da h* was chillin on a rock, shivering.
"F**k dat sh**, I dont know where Shikamaru n' Hinata have gone, muthaf**ka! And Akamaru aint here either, muthaf**ka! Ino, muthaf**ka! Our thugged-out *sses have ta go now!" snarled Kiba, snappin a glizzle at Ino, his f**kin left eye was bruised n' bloodied.
Da blonde h* stood there, starin at Kiba. Frightened, her *ss blinked n' glizzled at his beaten n' torn body fo' realz. A tear rolled down her cheek.
Then Kiba gasped "Wait, muthaf**ka! I can smell em now, muthaf**ka! This way Ino!" he f**kin started ta run, wipin blood from his wild lil' f**kin eye.
Ino looked at his *ss "Kiba!" her *ss squealed
Kiba stopped hustlin "Ino, biatch? whatz yo' problem, muthaf**ka! C'mon, muthaf**ka! Our thugged-out *sses aint gotz much time!"
Ino put a hand over her eyes "my leg, muthaf**ka! I cant stand!" her *ss choked
"Am I hurtin you, biatch? Our thugged-out *sses need ta go n' therez no way I be ever gonna leave you here!" he grunted, liftin her mo' comfortably against his chest. Ino couldn't quit blushing, no matta how tha f**k much pain her *ss was in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Kiba, muthaf**ka! What is you bustin!?" her *ss squealed
Literally the best thing I've ever read
xD to tell you the truth, it makes the story better.
KIBA, WHAT IS YOU BUSTIN'?