I left ham and beer out for Santa once... maybe twice… three ti- SINCE I WAS 12, OKAY? That was before Mr. Stetson revealed that in order to fly around the world, Santa would have to fly at a speed that would vaporize his reindeer and pin him back into his sleigh with 30,000 lbs of force…
Choji would be a pleasingly plump Santa, would you sit on his lap or no? Shikamaru would be his elf.

























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