So I'm gonna answer these questions... Rumble's gonna pay.
What's your favorite color?
Brown. Because chocolate.
What's your favorite time of day?
Anytime that I can either sleep or have chocolate.
Are you a talkative pony?
Getting me to shut up is like trying to tie a cloud to the ground. In other words, impossible.
...Whaddaya mean they tied a cloud to the ground? IT WAS MADE BY DISCORD IT DOESN'T COUNT.
What's your favorite season?
Winter. Hot chocolate, melted chocolate, chocolate bars, chocolate ice cream...
Are you usually energetic?
To contain a Choconator is to give your life away.
Can you keep secrets?
FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN BE DEEP WITH. It all depends on the pony, honestly. If it's Buttercup or Carra, than hell yeah I'll keep a secret! But if it's somepony who I don't like... It's gonna become the worst kept secret in Equestria.
Do you believe in Santa Hooves?
Where else would the presents come from? DUH.
Which greeting are you most likely to use towards your friends?
Depends on the mood. It can go from 'sup?' to 'screw you I'm not in the mood for happiness.'
Do you brag about your accomplishments or achievements?
I can eat more chocolate than anypony in this entire country. I'm also pretty damn strong. I think I've earned the right to brag.
Do you tend to forgive and forget, or do you hold grudges for a long time?
*Eyes go cold* You hurt me and I will never forgive you. You hurt my friends and I will never forgive you. Don't. Mess. With. Me.
If you could travel to any time period, what would it be?
...I would go back to when my parents died and I would save them. *Wipes eyes* No Rumble, I'm not crying. I DON'T CRY.
Do you trust other ponies easily?
Not at all. You've gotta earn my trust, and you better be prepared to work your little flank off for it. Unless you're Buttercup, she just gives me chocolate and it's alllllll gooooooood~
Would you consider yourself lazy?
Damn straight. Why should I work when other ponies can do it?
Do you like being around other ponies? Or do you prefer peace and quiet?
Peace and quiet is boring. TAKE ME TO A PART COME ON GUYS LETS GET-But why do I have to keep it safe for kids? *Pout*
How important is exercising and staying fit to you?
Unless I wanna get fatter, I've gotta exercise. You'd be surprised at how strong I am. *Ignores Rumble's struggling underneath one hoof* DID I SAY YOU COULD MOVE.
What's your favorite form of art? (Either what you do or what you enjoy the most)
Do I look like I care about art? Unless it's made of chocolate, I avoid the frou-frou junk.
Do you get upset easily if you lose?
I. Don't. Lose. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN RUMBLE!
Of these, which would you want as a pet the most?
*Nuzzles Aero* I've actually got my little puppy right here. Who's a good boy? You's a good boy!
Which of these magical elements is your favorite?
Darkness.
What's your favorite suit in a deck of cards?
*Raises eyebrow* Who has time for cards these days?
What's your favorite fruit of the ones listed here?
Strawberries. *Munches on some covered in chocolate* They go best with chocolate.
What kind of place would you like to live in?
I live in Ponyville, so Ponyville. Don;t start with your logic Rumble, I swear to Celestia I'll do unspeakable things to you.
What is the meaning of life?
WELL ACCORDING TO MISTER WUSS OVER HERE *Glares at Rumble* I HAVE TO KEEP THIS SAFE FOR KIDS SO I GUESS YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
If you were a super-pony, what would your superpower be?
Mindcontrol. A certain tiara-wearing brat and her little sidekick would find themselves walking off the nearest cliff...
What do you think is the coolest accessory for a pony such as yourself?
Screw accessories I'm Choconator.
What's your favorite number?
WHO CARES.
Which kind of pony is your favorite?
That's racist dude. Not cool.
If you bought a pizza that had 8 slices and have 2 friends over, how would you split it?
They can buy their own damn pizza. *Eats it all in one bite* HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW HUH.
Are you more likely to get in a fight or to run away from one?
I don't get into many fights because ponies. Fear. Me.
Are you more of a leader or more of a follower?
You try and make me a follower you're gonna find yourself buried 6 feet under the ground.
What genre of movie or tv show is your favorite?
Horror. That way I get to fantasize the gory demise of my enemies. *Smiles sweetly while Rumble shivers* Oh, and Rumble gets all scared and I get top be the stallion of the relationship. Don't deny it baby, you know it's true.
Are you a mare or a stallion, and what are you like?
Are you seriously telling me you can't tell what gender I am. WHAT THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE BUDDY. DO I LOOK LIKE A STALLION. DO YOU WANNA FIGHT? LETS GO!
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Scissors. You don't wanna know why.
...Yeah.
