So. I spent my evening reprising this.
Doctor Knows Best.
You want to go outside? Why, Whovian--
Look at you, fragile as a jelly baby.
Still a little human, just a sprout!
Do you know why you stay inside your own time~~
I know, but--
Thatʼs right, you haven't the slightest clue..
Guess I always knew this trip was coming..
Knew that soon you'd want to leave this place!
Soon, but there are rules
Shh, Trust me mate
Doctor, knows best!
Never wander off,
Listen to your Doctor!
There are scary worlds out there..
Doctor knows best,
One time or another,
Sometimes things go wrong, such as~~~~
Steven Moffat, Jack,
Weeping Angels, Daleks
Cybermen and Reapers
Genocide!
NO
YES!
But----
Also large Wasps
Timey Wimey stuff, and
Stop? What for? Iʼm just getting started!
Doctorʼs right here,
Doctor will protect you--
Darling, hereʼs what I suggest~!
Start the drama
Barcelona...
Doctor knows best!
Go ahead, get kidnapped by the Daleks..
Go ahead, get touched and thrown to the past!
Me, I'm just the Doctor, what do I know?
I've only seen it a thousand times...
Doctor Whoʼs cool,
Take it from a mad man!
On this trip, youʼll have such fun!
Bow ties & Fezzes,
Fish Fingers and Custard,
Sure, you might get lost sometimes!
Gullible, naive
Positively charming
Childish and a real nice, mmm, chin!
What are your thoughts?
You ready for an adventure?
Iʼm just askin' 'cause I wonder
Doctor understands!
Doctor's here to help you-
All I have is one request~~!
Whovian?
Yes..?
Come with me.