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[JiaPop]

My dad is paranoid over viruses. I tried telling him that Portal doesn't give you viruses but he won't listen to me.

[Aperture]

My dad is paranoid over viruses. I tried telling him that Portal doesn't give you viruses but he won't listen to me.

My mom was too, but tell him it's just a computer game and millions of other people have it.

[JiaPop]

I used statistics as well. He still wouldn't listen, so I gave him a lecture about Portal and how it won't give you viruses. He fell asleep. I even told him how viruses worked! I like talking about viruses!

[Acidic]

Guys did you see that really fat turret in chapter 3? XD you're just finishing that one test and you are nearing the elevator- You can see the past one go up and there's a really chubby turret sitting there and it's so cute!! :D

[Aperture]

Guys did you see that really fat turret in chapter 3? XD you're just finishing that one test and you are nearing the elevator- You can see the past one go up and there's a really chubby turret sitting there and it's so cute!! :D

There's always stuff on the elevators ;u;
Like turrets or cubes..so much cuteness <3

And, to all of you who like MLP too:
Never, I repeat: NEVER watch My Little Portal.
Seriously.
Acidic will know what I'm talking about ^^

[Acidic]

Guys did you see that really fat turret in chapter 3? XD you're just finishing that one test and you are nearing the elevator- You can see the past one go up and there's a really chubby turret sitting there and it's so cute!! :D

There's always stuff on the elevators ;u;
Like turrets or cubes..so much cuteness <3

And, to all of you who like MLP too:
Never, I repeat: NEVER watch My Little Portal.
Seriously.
Acidic will know what I'm talking about ^^

OH MY ACTUAL GOD NO.
Don't watch it. It's the worst thing made ever. The story is completely off and there's three aperture mainframes, there's only supposed to be one!
and I mean.... Ugh it sucks so much. Don't watch it. I am begging you...!

[vanitas.]

OMG! To late xD
I`ve watched a few weeks ago and it SUCKED! Theres 3 mainframes and what Rainbow dash supose to be?

[Acidic]

OMG! To late xD
I`ve watched a few weeks ago and it SUCKED! Theres 3 mainframes and what Rainbow dash supose to be?

I suppose RD and AJ are supposed to be Atlas and P-Body, considering they're blue and orange.

[Aperture]

Was at my cousin's today. It was his 18th birthday party (well one of them) and I gave him a box with a sign on it.
"GLaDOS EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN
AND
CAKE DISPENSARY
KEEP UNLOCKED"
of course with the right sizes, right colors, etc. Took me hours to make that xD
When he opened it, I started the trololol song on my phone, and inside there was nothing but a trollface.
He was searching everywhere for a gift until I told him it was not there and gave him the real gift xD
It was freaking hilarious, omg.
He was singing the trolol song the whole day after that.

[pugtastic.]

Was at my cousin's today. It was his 18th birthday party (well one of them) and I gave him a box with a sign on it.
"GLaDOS EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN
AND
CAKE DISPENSARY
KEEP UNLOCKED"
of course with the right sizes, right colors, etc. Took me hours to make that xD
When he opened it, I started the trololol song on my phone, and inside there was nothing but a trollface.
He was searching everywhere for a gift until I told him it was not there and gave him the real gift xD
It was freaking hilarious, omg.
He was singing the trolol song the whole day after that.

That's awesome. xD

Guys did you see that really fat turret in chapter 3? XD you're just finishing that one test and you are nearing the elevator- You can see the past one go up and there's a really chubby turret sitting there and it's so cute!!

I have a few screenshots of it. It's sometimes called the Turret Wife and is basically an easter egg that appears throughout the entire game. Once on the elevator, once in one of the test chambers behind a grate that you can remove with a laser (here four other turrets are singing to her; the song that plays is called Turret Wife Serenade), and she's also the turret singing the main opera in the ending. But the first time you see her is just priceless x3