.:Forever Alone Club:.

[talos]

I, iCheshers, wish to be come a part of the Forever Alone club. I believe I will end up with a bunch of cats, rather than another person. And in filling out this form, I hereby declare that I shall have my things/animals/whatever the heck else for as long as I shall live, I swear to not say anything nasty about the non-Forever Alones (though they're probably missing out on our wicked cool club), and I accept all other members of the club as my Forever Alone family.
Yes. Forever Alone family. For as long as we are Forever Alone, we will be Forever Alone together.

[Spence]

I, disposable, wish to be come a part of the Forever Alone club. I believe I will end up with 73 cats and a pony called Jenkins, rather than another person. And in filling out this form, I hereby declare that I shall have my things/animals/whatever the heck else for as long as I shall live, I swear to not say anything nasty about the non-Forever Alones (though they're probably missing out on our wicked cool club), and I accept all other members of the club as my Forever Alone family.
Yes. Forever Alone family. For as long as we are Forever Alone, we will be Forever Alone together.

I, iCheshers, wish to be come a part of the Forever Alone club. I believe I will end up with a bunch of cats, rather than another person. And in filling out this form, I hereby declare that I shall have my things/animals/whatever the heck else for as long as I shall live, I swear to not say anything nasty about the non-Forever Alones (though they're probably missing out on our wicked cool club), and I accept all other members of the club as my Forever Alone family.
Yes. Forever Alone family. For as long as we are Forever Alone, we will be Forever Alone together.

Yes, yes, very much accepted.

[seashell.]

I, Proper Villain, wish to be come a part of the Forever Alone club. I believe I will end up with 500 cats and a DW t-shirt, rather than another person. And in filling out this form, I hereby declare that I shall have my things/animals/whatever the heck else for as long as I shall live, I swear to not say anything nasty about the non-Forever Alones (though they're probably missing out on our wicked cool club), and I accept all other members of the club as my Forever Alone family.
Yes. Forever Alone family. For as long as we are Forever Alone, we will be Forever Alone together.

[Spence]

I, Proper Villain, wish to be come a part of the Forever Alone club. I believe I will end up with 500 cats and a DW t-shirt, rather than another person. And in filling out this form, I hereby declare that I shall have my things/animals/whatever the heck else for as long as I shall live, I swear to not say anything nasty about the non-Forever Alones (though they're probably missing out on our wicked cool club), and I accept all other members of the club as my Forever Alone family.
Yes. Forever Alone family. For as long as we are Forever Alone, we will be Forever Alone together.

Welcome to the club bro.

[fear themself]

For those who are interested, I set up a sprite shop! You don't need to like homestuck to request one, by the way.

[seashell.]

I, Proper Villain, wish to be come a part of the Forever Alone club. I believe I will end up with 500 cats and a DW t-shirt, rather than another person. And in filling out this form, I hereby declare that I shall have my things/animals/whatever the heck else for as long as I shall live, I swear to not say anything nasty about the non-Forever Alones (though they're probably missing out on our wicked cool club), and I accept all other members of the club as my Forever Alone family.
Yes. Forever Alone family. For as long as we are Forever Alone, we will be Forever Alone together.

Welcome to the club bro.

Thanks. Loving being forever alone. Yup...got my cats next to me right now.