CACTUS JUICE CLUB!

[sαıłωıтнмє]

THE AWAKENING
Sokka: And the eclipse isn't even our advantage! We have a secret! (To Aang) You.
Aang: Me?
Sokka: Yep. The world thinks you're dead. Isn't that great!?

(Serpent Brings itself above the Fire Nation ship the Gang's on)
Sokka: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
(Later)
Sokka: Thank you, the universe!

THE HEADBAND
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. (Twitches mustache) This is my wife, Saphire.
(later)
Sokka: (Screams dramatically at Aang) Young man, as soon as we get home your gonna have the punishment of a lifetime!

Sokka: (About his beard) Oh no I can't. It's permently glued to my skin.

Sokka: So this is how we'll be living in until the invasion begins. Living in caves...after caves...after caves...after caves.

Sokka: Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!

[~Silverrain~]

his has to do with cactus juice. A little.

The Desert


[Aang has just raised a huge mushroom cloud in the distance]
Katara: What is that?
Toph Beifong: What? What is what?
Sokka: [high on cactus juice] It's a giant mushroom... maybe it's FRIENDLY!
Katara: Let's just keep moving... I hope Aang's okay.
Sokka: [dancing] Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!

Sokka: Do you think if we dig the giant owl out he'll give us a ride?

Sokka: [while hallucinating] Who lit Toph on fire?

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

Sokka: [when Katara gives him the last of their water in the desert] We're drinking your bending water? You used this on the swamp guy!

Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!
Nothing's quenchier!
It's the quenchiest!


Sokka: [Toph bumps into Sokka] Can't you watch where you're...
Toph: No.
Sokka: Right. Sorry.

[MissBorderCollie]

LOL!!!
I'm rewatching all the episodes at the moment.

[~Silverrain~]

my brother stole my kindle and is watching them on it.

[~Silverrain~]

The Boy in The Iceberg

Sokka: You just sneezed and flew 10 feet in the air!
Aang: Really? Felt higher than that.

Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison
Sokka: Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister

Sokka: (To Katara) You're so weird
Katara: Oh I'm weird? At least I don't make muscles at myself every time i see my reflection in the water
Sokka: *puts sleeve down*

[~Silverrain~]

Episode I forgot

Appa: *Finally flies after being exhausted*
Sokka: He's flying! HE'S FLYING!!!!! KATARA HE'S-- *sees Katara looking at him* I mean, big deal he's flying.

[MissBorderCollie]

Good one!

Sokka: You've gone from weird to freakish, Katara!

[~Silverrain~]

yeah.

Katara: You are the most sexist, immature, nut-brained... I'm ashamed to be related to you!
(iceberg begins to crack)
Sokka: uhh, Katara?
Katara: ever since mom died i've been doing all the work while you're off playing soldier!
(iceberg cracks more)
Sokka: Katara, calm down!
Katara: No! I even have to do all the laundry! Do you know what your dirty socks smell like? Let me tell you, NOT PLEASANT! I'm done with you, from now on, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
(iceberg shatters)

[ayato]

lol,sokka is hilarous

[ayato]

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