
1. Do you go by any nicknames?
No, nicknames are stupid. Just call me Coal.
2. What gender are you?
The buck- I'm a stallion! A. Stallion.
3. What species of pony are you?
Pegasus, are you daft?
4. What's your cutie mark, and how does it describe yourself?
I don't have one, and I don't care. Who wants a picture of flowers on their butt, anyway?
5. What's your occupation?
I deliver newspapers...
6. What are some common occupational hazards you come across?
The weather I guess. I get sick pretty easy so if it's cold or rains... Kinda sucks.
7. Do you like Ponyville?
It's a'right. Better than Cloudsdale.
8. Have you ever been to the Grand Galloping Gala? If not, have you ever dreamed of going?
No. I don't like social gatherings, and I don't dance.
9. Do you have any hobbies aside from your job?
I read a lot, play games... Sometimes I like to draw.
10. What are your quirks? As in, what makes you unique?
Ugh, I don't know... Nothing really.
11. Can you stand on your forehooves?
I think...
12. Can you stand on your head?
Never tried? Why would I need ta stand on my head, anyway?
13. Favorite type of music?
I listen to a little of everything. Music is kinda great.
14. What's your favorite food?
Potatoes. Mashed, baked, fries, hashed, anything with potatoes.
15. Do you have a crush?
Seriously? No. I don't really even have many friends.
16. Do you have any pets? Name them.
I wouldn't mind having a pet, but animals and I don't really get along well.
17. Nightmare Moon has escaped from the moon and has come to bring eternal night all over Equestria. What do you do?
Err, what could I do? Throw newspapers at her?
18. Who is your idol?
I don't know... the Wonderbolts are petty cool, I guess.
19. Guess what. The game.
Oh buck off.
20. Favorite flavor?
Potato.
21. What would you find at the end of the rainbow, if a pot of gold doesn't suit your tastes?
I'll take the gold, thanks.
22. What's your favorite season?
Spring. Not too cold and not too hot, plus I like the sun shine.
23. Who are your friends?
Rabbit, I guess. She's always tryin' to make me smile, and thats what friends do, right?
24. Now who's your BEST friend?
Rabbit.
25. What made your cutie mark appear?
You're a big jerk.
26. You find a dead pony in your room, and the police have your house surrounded. What do you do?
What the... what kind of sick question is this?
26. LOOK, IT'S PRINCESS CELESTIA.
She's always visiting Ponyville, nothing new.
27. When's your birthday?
February.
27. Were you born in Ponyville?
No, I was born in Cloudsdale, as most pegasi are.
28. What kind of family do you have?
I don't. I was raised between foster homes and orphanages across Cloudsdale.
I was told my mother works in the Weather Factory, and couldn't afford to take care of a crippled foal so she was forced ta give me up.
29. Are you scared of anything?
Isn't everypony?
30. You see a parasprite on the edge of the road while you're walking into town. What do you do?
Squish it, those things make me uncomfortable.
31. There's an ursa major behind you.
Don't be a liar.
32 Your favorite color of all time is...
Red.
33 You ask a pony for directions. However, all she does is gasp loudly and gallop off at full speed. What do you do?
Ask somepony else?
34 A random stallion (Or Mare) strides up to you, tells you you're cute, and asks about your day plans. What do you do?
I, er... uh...
35. You're standing in a patch of poison joke. What do you do?
Get the buck outta it.
35. You wake up the next day and find that the poison joke has taken effect. What's your symptom?
It's happened to me once before. Made my wings huge. I thought I'd be able to fly for a while, but then they got too big and too heavy for me to hold up.
36. Can you speak two or more languages?
Nope.
37. You bought a new outfit from Rarity's boutique recently. She told you it really suits you, but it's very delicate and not machine - washable. While wearing the outfit, a bully knocks you over into the mud. What do you do?
Nothin' new. Good thing I don't shop at Rarity's, and a good thing my trusty red sweater is machine washable.