Sinful wrote:Two? Wow, really? That's such a great deal! I've endured my entire life of suffering thinking to myself "Gods, I wish this suffering was never ending, perhaps even twice as bad." And he's just gonna smack me right dab in the middle of double suffering? For the price of none? What a pal! I love him.
i know, right? all those other salesmen are out there doing what? trying to scam you! giving you cheap deals! not getting you your money's worth! now him- he's giving you a deal that's worth so much more than what you're giving! he knows exactly what you want, and he gives it right to ya'! it's all about the customers in this happy little business, mi amigo!
reygankiwi wrote:you write him so well ~ i might have to commission you for writing after the competition ^^
commission? you mean request, because that'll be free of charge with the transformation of you into no more than a trudging husk of a mortal being any order! just call him santa for all the gifts he's giving! ahh ty! i'd be glad to do that! it's quite fun to do this lol
Nadiney wrote:*Slowly walks away*
walking away from the best and last deals of your life? oh no you're not! certainly not after our special offer is added! what's that special offer, you may ask? it's the good ol' buy two, get one leg cut off for free! reconsidering already, aren't cha'?
Lies With Needs wrote:He’s so beautiful :O
aa didn't see this before ;; thank you !!