Me: "Oh yea! I haz diamond tools!" screams jumping out of a large cave and running home in the dark.
Skeletons, Spiders, Zombies, and Enderman: "DIE DIE DIE!!!!"
Me: "NEVER, FACE MY DIAMOND SWORD *Insert bad word here*!!!!!!"
Skeletons, Spiders, Zombies, and Enderman: "Send HIM in...."
Me: "Huh? Uh-Oh" Cowards between two mountains near home and shakes head in fear
Creeper: "You called?"
Me: "n-n-noooo!!!!"
Creeper: "To badssssssssssssssss!!" *BOOOOOOOOM*
Me: (Respawn) *;A;* "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
All the mobs: *Laughing*
Me: *Goes home in crouching position all sad and sturf*



