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A woman recently found a strange animal that was rainbow-colored in Russia.

"HURPDURP!" The animal said, jerking itself towards the woman. It had no legs, only a puddle shaped, red body part to flop on.

The woman shrieked, and so did the animal.

"HARPDARP! HARPDARP! ARPADARPA!" screamed the animal.

The woman's husband shot it for further testing.


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*Public TV Interview*

"This just in, a newly discovered animal, The Herpderp, has been found. All are born female, but later impregnant themselves. The Herpderp is fully functional at birth, and the mothers couldn't care less about their young. They are nomadic yet live alone, and are always on the move wherever they can live. Despite their nose, these no-legged creatures breathe out of their puddle-like body part's rather large pores. They are incredibly docile yet timid, and have no defense mechanism except for screaming the word 'Arpadarpa' and making your ears bleed."