[banooky]

The dog is my shape shifter and the cat is random
Dog: Get your butt off me or I'll call the floppy eared dogs
Cat: Huh? Who are the floppy eared dogs? And what's a butt?
Dog: FROST! LUNA! HARRIET! Get this ****** cat off me! He is being a dumbhead and a dork!
Cat: DOG! DOG! DOG! WOLF! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Floppy eared dogs: AFTER HIM!
Floppy eared dog mother: Kids, say bye to the wolf. Dada will catch that cat for supper.
Floppy eared dogs: Yummy! Cat pork! Lets get home! Bye wolfie!
Dog: Bye puppies!


Cat, the floppy eared dog father is gonna turn you into cat chicken stew.