Omg, that last part rhymed.
I actually did find a basket of real kittens on my doorstep once. They were named Sonny, Muffin, Mr. Lion, Callie, and Alley. Later on, I got three other cats named Meco, Berry, and Tigerstripe. Then, I got a six cats named Mouse, Claw, Whiskers, Pineapple, Panthera, and Cleopatra.. Then I got another cat named Kerberos. They were all rescued.

Lots and lots of kittehs! Oh yes, and then Callie had kittens named A, Tigree, and William. Then Alley had kittens named Cemie, Dorga, and Blaze.. and now Mouse and Kerberos are pregnate.. Oh noes.. XD Luckily, we kept most of them and gave the rest wonderful homes!
