[Kenobi.]

This is Kitty
She has a pretty face
The softest fur
And the cutest meow
But don't be fooled!
She's a brat
She thinks she runs this house
and the rules don't apply to her
(because she's babied by my mother)
(so I guess they don't apply to her)
(ok then)
I see through the cute, she doesn't have me fooled
That doesn't stop me from trying to pet her, of course.
She doesn't like that.

Here she is