black and red siamese. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp. it runs a jimmy carter fanblog.
ancient owl. it wears incredibly large and impractical sunglasses. it floats about a foot off of the ground.
ethereal peacock. it plays the harp. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality.
skeleton owl. it only listens to metal. it has golden horns.
ancient turtle. numerous eyeballs float around it. watching. waiting. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss.
