[FourCrosses]

Cat 2: Ooh, yum! Ice cream!
Cat 1: Oh, no, I'm not... oh great. I only look like ice-cream, Doofpuss!
Cat 2: You taste like it as well. Mmm, choc chip.
Cat 1: *Sigh*.

Cat 1 is my furrie Neo.
Cat 2 is also mine. His name is Doofpuss.