[cocoa]

''Um...''
by Dark Stars Bracken

Scene 1

Cat: Dude, your scary.
Bat: I know right! Har har har ha.... ?
Cat: Um...
Bat: What?
Cat: I didn't mean it as the 'scary scary'!
Bat: Oh. So I'm REALLY scary! Rawr!
Cat: NO, NO, NO! Your not scary at all!
Bat: Ohhhh. So, I'm really, really, really, ULTRA scary!
Cat: (shakes head) Look. I mean your more of weird than scary. I meant that being so weird was scaring me.
Bat: Oh. So I'm weird and ultra scary!
Cat: (mutters) This is useless.
Bat: This is helpful? Awesome! (hops and dances more)
Cat: SOME bats are just right-out stupid. (turns around and walks away)