Homestuck Rp! Play your favorite chars!

[Stray Dog]

Woah. That was surprisingly . . . easy.

TA: well ii dont know
TA: we'll 2ee when you get here

Vriska sighed and thought 'well got nothing else better to do' and began pestering Gamzee.

AG: Heeeeeeeey Gamzee ::::)

[saint.EXE]

Gamzee looked at his screen as Vriska trolled him. He smiled and started to type, sort of quickly.

TC: HeY vSiSkA :o)
TC: HoWs YoUr MiRaCuLoUs LiFe GoInG
(See what I did there? Vsiska. Oooohhhh. Beat that. XD)

[Gabri]

"ah im sorry bro
i guess today was weird...
maybe im just getting pms or something"
Dave grumbled, mostly to himself.
"broooo...
heeyy, you wanna gimme some cash to buy some coke or somethin cuz all we have is that sh*tty no-name brands that you f*ucking insist on buying
im still thirsty though"
What are those weird nameless brands anyway? I'll tell you. It's the soda of motherf*cking Satan.
Its not even ironic anymore. Jesus. he could almost feel the foreign soda dissolving his pearly whites into a brown gummy mess of cavities.


Karkat blinked at his computer and resisted the urge to write a sarcastic comment.

[cg]: OK, FINE. I'LL COME OVER, JUST DON'T HAVE THOSE F*CKING BEES FLYING EVERYWHERE.

Karkat typed goodbye quickly before shutting the lid and heading to the door, brushing his hair with his hand to try to keep it out of his way. Which didn't even work a little.
When he got to Sollux's hive he wasn't sure what to do, so he just rapped his nuckles on the door, and slouched onto the wall, waiting to see if he'd answer the door as fast as his computer.

[saint.EXE]

"pms is for chicks, little dude.
and yea sure.
Here's fifteen bucks. Go buy stuff."
Bro leaned over and grabbed a slice of pizza from the table in front of the couch, setting it on his plate and then getting up to go find his wallet. He picked it up off the counter and pulled out a ten and a five, handing it to Dave and sitting back on the couch

[Gabri]

Silly boy.
"no no no bro this is happening
i am experiencing womanhood
arn't you proud?
time to go buy tampons and rent 'The Notebook' i guess bye man"
By the time Dave was wanlking into the little Mini-Mart he was still sniggering at the thought of bringing Bro a box of Tampex, but didn't. He bought two, two liters on Coke, a pack of 5 gum, a snickers, and a box of cinnamon poptarts that were on sale, paying quickly, and walking home.
Once home he strolled in, seeing Bro still somehow watching golfing.
"i got the foodstuffs
dude you like the cinnamon poptarts right
because i do"

[saint.EXE]

Bro looked at his brother and smirked.
"Oh? so little bro was keeping secrets from his old lady?
i can tell- you how to be a woman
strong and proud."
He turned back to the TV and said good bye as Dave left. He waited but eventually fell asleep on the couch. Bro woke up to the sound of the door opening and he fixed his shades, sitting up.
"finally some food in this house.
I think the delivery dude can walk here with his eyes closed.
cinnamon is cool, kid.
poptarts are even better."
Bro changed the channel so some random reality show and took a bite out of his pizza again, setting it back on the table.
(I am so tired. Good night. Maybe. The russian in me is telling me to dance like a drunkard on the table. but I have to be shh.
only dreams now)

[nomoreusername]

AT began pestering GC at 34.7.90997
AT: uH, tEREZI, yOU THERE,
GC: Y3S, 1 4M >:]
AT: oH, tHATS GOOD, i GUESS,
GC: ROBOL3GS ST1LL B31NG M4DE?
AT: yEAH,
AT: iM VERY EXCITED, i THINK, hEHEHE, rUFIO WILL BE PROUD OF ME, }:D
GC: V3RY PROUD. H4H4H4H4
AT: }:?
GC: H3Y!
AT: wHAT,
GC: 1 US3 TH4T F4C3 ONLY W1TH DIFF3R3NT HORNS >:[
AT: oHHH, sORRY, i WAS WONDERING WHY YOU WERE, lAUGHING,
GC: W3LL F1N3
AT: hUH,
GC: YOU C4N US3 TH3 F4C3, T4VROS
AT:uH, oKAY,
GC: 4ND N3V3RM1ND TH3 L4UGH1NG.
AT: tINKERBULL,, oH GOG, i JUST, tINKERBULL,
AT: tINKERBULL, oH, gOG,,
AT ceased pestering GC

"Whats wrong with him?" Terezi muttered to herself. "Tinkerbull stole something from his food hidey-hole?"

--

At Tavros's hive, everything was chaotic. "Im so, sorry, Tinkerbull," Tavros sniffed and buried his face into the side of the crushed fairy-cow. "W-why...."

[Stray Dog]

{(Smooooooooth X'3)}

Vriska grinned; only Gamzee would call her life miraculous.
AG: Oh things are pretty good
AG: How a8out you Gamz?

Sollux turned off his computer and sat there for a while.
Then he heard knocking.
"Well that was quick," he mumbled, standing and heading down, down, down to the front door of his hive (if hives even have front doors XD)
With a quick breath, Sollux opened the door to a disgruntled Karkat. "Sup."

[saint.EXE]

TC: EvErYtHiNgS AlL uP aNd GoOd OvEr HeRe
TC: AnY mOtHeRf*cKiNg MiRaClEs OvEr On YoUr SiDe?
Gamzee yawned and took a sip of Faygo, then with a curious look, poured a bit into his pie

[Whistle.Concert]

Aradia sighed, and opened her computer, frowning slightly as she saw who was online..Nobody interesting to pester at the moment. Then again, nobody was really interesting to her, except for those few times when the voices told her 'pester this troll, and tell them this'.